A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Stars AND stripes? No wonder we have an overconsumption problem in this country.
Where are you on your late-night doomscrolling journey, and is it at critiquing powerwashing transformation videos for not being transformative ENOUGH?
So wild to me that billionaires keep trying to live forever. I don't particularly want to die, but like, why? This place sucks and you are actively making it worse...?
My friend Gaelynn wrote a memoir, and you should buy it because she is funny and smart and a good writer! www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/gaely...
Listen, I know standardized tests are not a good measure of intelligence or ability or potential, but I was always so good at them
Never Forget that time period around age 12 when my brother launched throw pillows at my head so often upon entering the room that I flinched at his presence for years. Lol
It's when I recognize a murder victim from a network procedural as a regular from "Passions" back in the day that I know I've spent my life well.
I'm not saying you're necessarily a Nazi because you're a morning person, but has a group of night owls ever planned a genocide?
Everything's fucked. ICE is still out here kidnapping people. My sinuses came hard for me during a 30-degree temperature swing today. Nuclear war got postponed for a fortnight. He is Not Well.
But my dog daughter is snoring away under a quilt while I work on a tiger puzzle. Life is a rich tapestry.
(This was the '90s, phone contact was 🤷♀️)
Sat outside my junior high after cheerleading shit so many times waiting for one of my parents to get off work. EXTREMELY offended when some dude asked me if I was spitting in the bushes because of "Titanic," a movie I didn't see out of principle until like 11 years later.
I just have phlegm, MATT
(My parents weren't neglectful, I am just the third of four and especially once they were both working, there was a lot going on!
It was still lightly traumatizing(!), as I still remember how it felt, but the fact that those were anomalies is a testament to generally good planning.)
Hot tip: get a lil drunk and list all the times your parents forgot to pick you up from activities as a kid.
You WILL recover more instances.
We're not doing nuclear war for another two weeks, but I stocked up on snacks and drinks anyway so I'm ready when It Happens. Whatever comes first!
The President’s cabinet should take notice. The Speaker of the House must immediately call the House back into session. Congress must stop this President from committing these atrocities.
"I can not believe America has becom--"
bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
As the Lord intended
Guess I need to go to the liquor store, because we are not doing this stage of incredibly avoidable apocalypse sober!
Donald Trump is threatening nuclear annihilation the right way.
by Ezra Klein
The front desk ladies at the vet are fawning over this Italian greyhound with a floppy tongue and yeah, same.
I guess what's useful about growing up laughing at the "duck and cover" PSAs of my boomer parents' childhoods is that I know we are fucked. No desk can stop radiation poisoning.
Putting in a request to the Sexy Gay Jesus to just get atomized.
It's not my sport (I'm mostly soccer-y), so I am tickled by his technical critiques of the hockey boy kissing show
Finally watching Heated Rivalry and my husband is taking issue with the lack of face masks on junior players
I think the next Democratic nominee should be able to name all the former presidents* in order faster than me. I am fast.
*I stop at Obama, who I assume History will also list as the Last Canonical President
I hate most of what is happening, thanks!
Can I construct a poky contraption that makes stealing it uncomfortable? Maybe. Just maybe.
A slimy substance may make somebody drop it, but what both doesn't attract bugs and/or animals AND won't completely salt the earth of my yard? An true dilemma.
Just abandoning my beliefs, trying to design hostile architecture, but only for my front path solar lights I keep having to replace
My dog's snores are the sound of heaven.