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“Psshhh. I bet it fits just fine.” He pulls it on over his head—and, all right, it’s a bit of a stretch—but he beams when he gets it straightened.

“How do I look?”

“I love ‘em.” He presses a kiss to the top of her head. “Here, hold the watch while I put this on.”

He likes the first gift—but the second one gets him smiling all goofy-like, eyes melty brown and grin lopsided.

“Thank ya, darlin’.”

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“Ain’t that always the case?” he drawled—but he pulled out his wallet anyway and sifted through it. He then handed her a fifty. “Don’t say I don’t come through for ya.”

He, however, is entirely too amused with himself; he’s grinning cheekily with his hands on his hips.

“Treat yerself. It’s on me.”

“I was just tryin’ to give friendly advice ‘till you started pickin’ on me! This is on you, bud.”

Hol thought for a moment.

“Might have somethin’ for ya, actually.” He duh in his pocket, then dropped a paper clip into her waiting palm.

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// lil christmas doodle for @blueshiftting.bsky.social of our babs!

Hol guffaws. He’s struck a nerve!

“Would it make ya feel better if I said ‘ass crack?’ ‘Cause I can do that.”

“I could ask yer popped collar-wearin’ ass the same thing! I mean, you look like you got a buttcrack in your hair, my good fella!”

Hol rolled his eyes.

“I may be an adorin’ fan, darlin’, but I ain’t no charity.”

Hol gapes, gobsmacked.

“Poor man’s—I dress just fine, you little shit!”

“Take care of yerself.”

“For you. The whole thing’s rigged—didn’t ya know?”

“That shit’s highway robbery, y’know.”

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His dopey, fond grin turned wry.

“For you?” he drawled, following suit. “Always.”

And it was true. There was nothing Cordelia could ask of him that he wouldn’t give.

“That must be it.” In truth, he doesn’t know what makes his feet wander—and right now, he doesn’t care to. All he wants is to spend a night in Cordelia’s company, for old times’ sake.

“I’d love to.”

“𝘼𝙣𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙨, 𝙅𝙤𝙟𝙤?”

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