Maybe he teleported, a lot of that going around.

They may want to avoid the word "war" in their answers, it reminds people of what they've dragged us into.

It burned

Every day I look forward to sleeping I love sleeping I love being unconscious

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I just did. Holy crow.

Eyes can't appreciate, I wish I'd said it differently

It's an old Sam Gross cartoon- from the New Yorker even! and I'm glad to see it being appreciated by new eyes

A drawing of two snails admiring a tape dispenser

Harkens back to one of my faves

Holy shit

Why is it so flat? Its too flat to eat and also too gray and too shiny

Why does he get to be safe from whatever comes our way due to to his genocidal greedy warmongering ways?? We're certainly not.

He is a personal affront to real, honest hillbillies

Did not know abput the sex pestery

Whoa!

Overton window. Well done

This isnt about words

Popident

O M G

Wants cornbread maybe

Apparently this happened last year? Never heard about it before now

That name!!! Love it

It's usually the cringe romance shoehorned in that ruins it

You may not have hit it, but it got shook up, and that can cause problems in itself. It took me a few years to recover completely from a concussion from something like this, where I never hit my head. Didn't even know I had one until the next day. Hold her accountable. Take care of yourself.

"Thank you, may I have another?"

Cawing back at crows?

I got chills remembering that line.

"He's got Stephen Miller eyes...🎵🎶"

Or son. Or pet.

Yes exactly.