Oh fuck, that is devastating.

maybe he should had been more prepared getting his mouth full..🦊 @flintsnowad.bsky.social

Yellow cedar bark pattern, camera angled to look up the tree in the background.

Yellow cedar fronds with cones attached.

I feel like Yellow Cedar would give you a lot to work with.

Birch themed leshen

What tree should I do next?

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Just under 3 hours to go on the West Coast

Yeah this would work on me.

it's so hot when girls are weird as fuck

Heart Butt Challenge accepted in yoga class 😏❤️🍑

My yoga instructor just invited us to a special group training! 😏 So excited! 🙈

Hey everyone, I’m still alive lol 😅 And I started going to yoga! 🧘The instructor there is really cool! 🙈

controlling dreams is a very underrated super power

I need to be better. Faster. Stronger. I need more success. I need to climb faster. I need to consume more. I need more experiences. I need life injected directly into my fucking bloodstream and jolted into my grey matter until I die grinning like the madwoman that I am.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

I officially have 2 girlfriends as of tonight. Life is real fuckin good.

girls love when you give them a hypnosis trigger that simulates the sensation of an orbitoclast being hammered through their eye socket btw :)

Always a joy to work with @mdollbot.bsky.social

It is true, us bite girls tend to have free use tongue holes wired directly to the brain to reinforce our oral fixations. Just be warned that comes with more bites.

Theaboros archon in the "wow cool robot meme" labeled as "mechsploitation." Man says "wow!! The machinery of fascism and weaponized trans misogyny make navigating and surviving oppressive systems feel like mind breaking torture" The gunshot going over the head says "TRANS WOMEN WIN WARS OORAH!"

Sliding this in before HELLHOUND nukes the tl.

Spittin facts

Oh let's fucking go this is so peak

Hell yeah MSMR bring that trance back

Oh this one's a banger, very hot art 🎨🔥

posting dollies during bluesky system failures huhuhu

YESSS

LAND STEWARDSHIP, NOT ABSENT CONSERVATION ✊✊✊

Everytime I see english ivy slowly killing a tree I get the urge to form a militant trans ecology cult to just cut it from every tree, rip it from every lawn, especially targeting rich fucks who think it is aesthetic ground cover.

Personally, as a submissive who submits because I actually have my life well put together through a combination of maximum effort/self domination and luck, this absolutely resonates with how I embody submission with others when Im given permission.

Woah based mutt removing invasives take? +10 hot points

TFing all clowns into Pagliacci

All clowns in unison, as if guided like a hive: "But Doctor, ..."

bumper sticker design, a childlike drawing of woodland animals dancing together in a very simplistic sunny open field. paired with the text "we're animals that dance & sing & tell stories / we're not meant to live alone in concrete boxes"

idea for a new bumper sticker. is this anything

Not to hornypost once again but I REALLY don’t deserve to be at work today- I deserve to be locked in a basement, dressed like a shiny reflective rubber plaything, tranced and drugged out of my mind with mascara running down my cheeks while sucking on some pretty girl’s strap.