Part of being a Mets fan is accepting there will rarely be joy in your life.

You know what? Fair. (Fire Mendy already, sheesh.)

This also passed through my feed and it felt very relevant to your interests: bsky.app/profile/migh...

Demandhausens!

This is always a cool email to get.

Big, if true.

“It’s not just a trumpet.” “It’s a bong!”

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

As much as we wanted Pete and Diaz to stay, Pete’s hitting .200 with 2 home runs and a Dodgers fan I know just asked me what was up with Diaz.

She admitted she’s been dealing with one on IG or something

I’ve been following but not watching and noticed that Rhea looked slimmed down and was actually kind of worried. Jade stinks but kinda hope she goes over so Rhea can have some time off.

Looking at the card, the only matches that had a chance to be good were on night two. The first night sounded like an epic disaster.

Whoop that trick

Just saw a commercial that uses the music from Royel Otis’ “Moody” (but no lyrics of course) and that was very funny to me.

Heh. It’s really been the hitting rather than the pitching.

The Mets subreddit has rebranded to “New York Meats” because we really don’t wanna talk about it right now.

The Mets may never win again.

(the youngest child of Hal and Lois, who we learn exists at the very end of the original series with the reveal that she's pregnant, is played by a non-binary actor and the character is as well. Malcolm's daughter was perfect and love that she inherited his ability to break the fourth wall.)

Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair is only 4 episodes that are about 30 minutes each, and it's tremendous, and I wasn't even the biggest fan of the original series. Bryan Cranston immediately throws himself back into the wacky, and the two new main characters were so good.

DanhausenDanhausen

And even with, the sun is not your friend!.

(and still get your skin checked no matter what! "hey why has this what I think is a scab been on my back for 6 months? Oh, it's a melanoma.")

It never really occurred to be that after her big hits (man, Say It Right is still awesome), she fell off hard. Did a Spanish album but never charted again in the US.

Oh gosh, I'm so sorry. This sort of thing has happened to others I know as well.

#mtg when you have multiple Strixhaven deliveries coming but no tracking info

BLUE SHELL THE 1%

quick everyone open your booster packs!

*supercut of things Hegseth said on tv during the Obama and/or Biden administrations*

Of course you were the one who pulled the Stormbreath Dragon!

(and yes kids, this was the chase card at the time besides Thoughtseize. The Gods and Nykthos didn’t catch up until a few years on thanks to commander)

bad unions:

1) cops
2) MLB umpires (which, let’s be honest, are basically cops)