This is confirming my belief that ambitious white women will also sleep with anything 😭

officially 12 years since the headline"Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA"

"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book

i cannot believe that man's head is just like that? i simply would get into hats or doorags at that point. be like ll cool j. you'd never see my head again.

No, he's not joining because thousands of people would dunk on him, like if Sisyphus were a basketball hoop

they just opened up here in canada lmao. i knew it was the end

like every person in this cabinet is a behind the bastards podcast alumni lmao.

obsessed with this because putting on a bald cap instead of shaving your head is less like solidarity and more like “this is what you look like to me”

Be sure to block her, encourage others to block her, and deprive her of as much engagement as possible.

it’s pretty funny watching the right, who thrive online off of hate and “triggering the libs”, migrate here because people are abandoning twitter

the online right can’t exist without people to antagonize

this is basically the current version of the kid who ate worms for attention on the playground but now it's adults and ...streamed online. very depressing.

this looks like the anime version of the dog from family guy.

these two best friends <3

honestly you have an unprecedented opportunity to do what the government won't bc the supplement trade is totally unregulated:

tell us what's IN those things

screen cap from Naruto of Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju shaking hands

following someone on bluesky that you don't follow on twitter feels like this

You gotta put the Vaseline on it overnight. It’s been working better than a lip mask esp in this fuck ass weather

I’m finishing the second book now and mannnnnn I can’t wait to see that! These books are so good lmao

The Chinese version of three body problem 三体 is really good and you really should watch it

Pilaf😍

yeah the thing is like, we built Twitter into something the right wing wanted in the first place lol. the right doesn’t really generate culture, just reacts to it. I think we should starve them of our creative efforts, make something new

pop culture has demonstrated conclusively over the past few years that when you kowtow to the demands of nerds you get absolute garbage that even the nerds themselves don't like, so lol @ this 'vision'

Absolutely I start the holidays playing this

I’m so sorry