today i heard the tele monitor start beeping and it was the exact beep that starts the black parade album and i had no one to talk to about that

This might save 2026

“Little donkey trotting along, little donkeys wearing a thong, he’s a hot fuckin’ donkey throw it back, throw it back for Christ crash crash” - Dan Howell

Digital art of a white space turtle with a blue shell carries a crescent moon on her back as five baby turtles fly around it. The background is in space with many distant white stars.

april postcard ✨

im at my peak power now

im so sleep deprived rn

we as a society are underutilizing lesbians. take your favorite non-lesbian ship. now make them lesbians. see what i mean?

MINARI MADE ME WANT TO THROW UP YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS FUCKING KEITH KOGANE THE WHOLE TIME

LETS JUST DO 2016 ALL OVER AGAIN WHY DONT WE

i didn't know...i didn't fucking know...no one fucking told me steven yeun voiced KEITH FUCKING KOGANE

i like to think destiel becoming canon during the 2020 election is for alex and henry what the scott hunter thing was to shane and ilya

oh NO the book is taking place in 2020 bc of the election...they had no way of knowing

m*tty h**ly

there's no fucking way alex dodged zendaya for henry

oh absolutely i wouldve been SAT and CHEERING

also the spanish version of rwrb translates "bromance" as "gay romance" that completely ruins the joke

rereading rwrb and had the thought that people would've probably hated alex if he was a girl, theres no love for obnoxious girls with strong opinions and a sense of humor

danandphil on tiktok
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkBxWcuT/

scream (from hsm3) was so great. applying to college was really that serious

HE WAS THE MAGIC MIRROR????

what was giancarlo esposito doing on once upon a time

fancy microwave

"they had us thinking nick jonas was gonna die of his diabetes" HE COULD'VE. HIS BLOOD SUGAR WAS OVER 400

hell yeah you should totally check out nightmare vacations from 2020 and her newer album lethal

white

when in doubt, teachers are usually right, principals are usually wrong, and school systems are always racist

have you listened to rico nasty

let me tell you one thing when the climb was on the radio my parents never changed the station

we joke that while our parents were surviving a brutal global recession we were watching hannah montana, but did we ever think maybe they needed that. maybe my mom needed to hear that shes got nerve. maybe my dad needed to hear that lifes what you make it so lets make it rock