Twenty, fucking, twenty-four.

Same.

So you thought you were getting cheaper eggs, bread, and milk with your vote, huh? Enjoy your French toast MF'ers.

BlueSky posts have quickly become full of one liners that rival the lame t-shirt wall of Five Below.

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Layne Staley on Alice in Chains holding a microphone at a concert.

@pfrazee.com every time I see your ¼ inch circle profile pic on my feed, I imagine Layne Staley fixing the internet 😂 #AIC #AliceInChains #LayneStaley

UYD - Dr. Oz YouTube video by UhhYeahDude

youtu.be/hoWFwPqfjro?...
Yeah, he's a Dr of something.
Dr of avocado medicine.
#UhhYeahDude #uyd #Droz

Spackcock roasted turkey, mashed carrots and potatoes, vegetable gravy from stock, and kale & brussel sprouts salad with red onion, apple, and orange

#goodlunch #godlunch #turkey #thanksgiving #gravy #salad #kale #brusselsprouts #spackcock

#goodlunch
Spackcock roasted turkey, mashed carrots and potatoes, vegetable gravy from stock, and kale & brussel sprouts salad with red onion, apple, dried cranberry and orange

Earmuffs @pfrazee.com

Steelers and Penguins fans have nothing on this Pittsburgh Pirates fan - what a legend

... and 9•1•1 should only be for emergencies...

Check your inbox for a Secretary of Mathematics nomination

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Legit question for @mcuban.bsky.social

Jake shake is back?

#radiohead

UBI?

#invalidhandle fixed!

If I am reading this, I made it. Right?

Gallon of milk with a door handle, ironically.

#invalidhandle #invalid #handle

So you thought you were getting cheaper eggs, bread, and milk with your vote, huh? Enjoy your French toast MF'ers.

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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs

Wait, is it pronounced:
1) Blue-sky
or
2) Blew-skee

Clearly, that one smiley face is more acceptable that the others, right?