The Pope didn’t say Jack shit about diaper boy. What the fuck are you even talking about?

He couldn’t find his asshole with a flashlight

I believe the technical term for those are “gas station dick pills”

Megan Rapinoe not taking the separation very well

His entire cabinet was walking around the White House in shoes that didn’t fucking fit because they didn’t want upset him. If people are hoping for the 25th amendment to be invoked they might as well whistle up their own assholes

Why is he sitting down?

That bitch is married to a literal goblin

Just because it smells like I shit my pants that doesn’t mean I actually shit my pants

Wow, I can’t believe selling WOOL running sneakers for $140 didn’t take off

This raises new questions about Biden’s fitness for office

Actualnames.bluesky.social

We have term limits. They are called elections. These geezers stay in office because not enough people care enough to vote.

Only an incurious moron would think that the average Eastern European has the same politics as the average American.

He shits on their heads they all say “Thanks for the hat”

We all know the basics of what hell includes; fire, torture, pain. Nobody tells you how fucking absurd it is. We are in a collective hell. The pain is also mental because the absurdity is unrelenting. Just a stream Salvador Dali melting clocks “how the fuck is this even happening” absurdity.

This guy would fuck up a cup of coffee

UFC = U Fucking Clown

The broads who make fun of “boy chow” are the ones who eat five grapes and a slice of cheese while standing in front of the fridge or by the sink and call that a fucking meal.

This piece of shit is t being built. Neither is the room or his library hotel

I’ll take “Things that will never fucking happen” for $2,000, Ken

So congress should give more money to the constitutionally mandated public service. Problem fucking solved

Not impeaching the corrupt President will distract from their midterm focus on corruption. These people are fucking retarded

That was 80’years ago you dumb cocksucker

The guy who has the piss tape in a safe is in charge

Pretty common knowledge that she was a hooker and it was an arranged marriage facilitated by Epstein

I mean it just looks like she emphasizing how incompetent and wrongheaded this mess was. To me, she’s basically saying this was a complete shitshow and never should have happened in the trust place.

Ultimately it was Trump’s decision to go to war with Iran, however it is the clearest and most recent example of he easily manipulated he can be

And they pissed their pants laughing

In the words of Chris Berman “IT’S A FUMBLE!”