How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."

four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"

Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"

Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

A starfield filled with thousands of stars and shining clouds of dust. The Milky Way\u2019s elegant spiral structure is dominated by just two arms wrapping off the ends of a central bar of stars. Spanning more than 100,000 light-years, Earth is located along one of the galaxy\u2019s spiral arms, about halfway from the center. Credit: NASA

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

Discord's April Fools' joke was that they added an integrated browser game into the app and I genuinely didn't realise it was meant to be a joke because I'm so used to them jamming in bullshit features I immediately ignore

A screenshot of a tweet from Scottish Twitter that reads: “Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein”

So great

I say "here come da ladle" with alarming regularity

L: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. M: Are you ok? L: my cat stole my fucking garlic bread.

Cat stole garlic bread for me.

Tweet from @parsfarce: american birds: chirp chirp european birds: cheep cheep australian birds: FUCKIN АНАНАНАНАНАНА

As a Strayan, this one always gets me.

Twitter screenshot with the following text “Mason @realMasonMohon •1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage 1 Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites • 1h The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. 1 ill 37 Mason @realMasonMohon •23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ill 9 L ... Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites ... I also suck dick 11:18 PM • 2/9/24 from Earth”

A series of 3 tweets from 2020. Dr. Joanna Ellis: Fuck this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends Dr. Joanna Ellis: *with my friends Dr. Joanna Ellis: What have I done

A TV Guide cover featuring Grover of the Muppets with his arms around a young, handsome Elliot Gould. The caption reads: Editor: You get those photos of Elliot Gould and Grover? Reporter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Gonna keep posting my Tumblr bangers on here until one of them does numbers

nine inch nails pretty freight machine

Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Nothing could better put into a single image my dislike of Darby Allin than the image of him skateboarding through a parking garage past a Cybertruck.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

The Supreme Court doesn't care if you want to copyright your AI-generated art The highest court in the US declined to review a case about copyrighting artwork created with the help of AI.

And BOOM goes the dynamite. To all the AI Bros who have slid into my mentions to tell me that you CAN in fact copyright AI materials, the Supreme Court has told you to go suck rocks. A prompt is not authorship. And if there is no author, there is no valid copyright.

www.engadget.com/ai/the-supre...

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it

we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’

these Wicked sequels keep getting worse

bastardofficial died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation jumpingjacktrash issekai-yay, motherfucker

If you'd have told me in 2014 that AJ Styles would retire in front a building half full, I'd have said "good to hear TNA's attendances got better then?"

Shocking moment man is struck by a flying chair outside strip club THIS is the shocking moment a man was hit with a flying chair outside a strip club after coming to blows with security guards. CCTV outside the establishment caught the moment two men were thrown o…

@radiodeadair.com I gotta admit, this is priceless. www.the-sun.com/news/1587080... #WTFIWWY

a man in a suit is holding a pink object ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object

i miss when this guy was the only LLM