obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

ah yes, community theater in a small town, the place to see people you vaguely recognize from the gym or grocery store sing and dance their little hearts out on stage

while i enjoy the general premise of rocky horror, i think a live version requires way more enthusiasm and energy from me than im ever interested in displaying

letterkenney is actually jared keeso’s pet project to disrupt the idea that canadians are all really nice and polite, hence why at least every other episode involved a 10+ man fist fight set to some somewhat obscure canadian band

there’s small table top ones you can get for like 20-50$ that will do what you need

on friday i picked up 17 fruit trees from a guy from reddit and they have consumed my entire weekend. i think i forgot about the rest of the world.

the word you’re looking for is paraphrase

the pope should just excommunicate vance tbh. if for no other reason, it would be really funny

some religions and their practices should be actively persecuted and oppressed by the state, it’s an integral part of protecting children from sexual abuse. they should also be taxed, with maybe some exceptions with proof of charitable work like feeding people

i don’t support freedom of religion, i support freedom FROM religion. religious prosthelyzation should be illegal. going to people’s houses to convert them should absolutely be illegal but honestly i dont even want to see them at the mall or anywhere else. converts should have to come to you.

stalin was sort of the origin of dark woke if you think about it

there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

have yet to see an ai shill who wasn’t a total loser in every other aspect

get rid of the senate, absorb them into the house, and then add enough house seats to get over 1000. make it so people can’t make a career out of congress. my vote shouldn’t matter more because i live in maine, rather than any state i’ve lived in before.

throwing my hat in to offer the wokest opinion on platner: none of this matters because the senate should be abolished

alright i’ll say it. none of you talked about maine until i moved here. interesting.

maybe platners tattoo is really just him reaching across the aisle to snag a few collins voters

in all fairness to platner, i don’t think anyone who’s running for that senate seat can identify nazi symbols

recently learned that to many people, it’s a little odd to be very familiar with various nazi symbols. well excuse me for being curious about the world around me

if i could personally scoop up every canadian goose into my arms and bring them home to north america, i absolutely would.

can you guys come get the ones here and take them home please? they seem confused and they’re very rude

veneers mostly

send his ass back to the swamp

up early spreading marxism on my states local sub, the locals are loving it, tell me more about dialectical materialism they cry

fuckin sucks the best way out is always through. we should see if there’s a other way on the side

if anything, we should be happy for him. he got to really experience the world he created. he wanted this, he wanted gun violence and absolute free speech and suffering and death. why should we deny him what he had been fighting for? i think he deserves it

why does everyone act like it’s some tragedy to die? it’s literally the one thing we will all eventually do. he’s not special for getting to it faster than the rest of us. it’s not like he wasn’t going to do it eventually

charlie kirk, by virtue of being a racist, transphobic, misogynistic bigot, broke the social contract. and thus, he was not protected by it. he was gleeful to watch children be blown apart by bombs and guns, trans people commit suicide, cheered on violence. he gets the world he created.

i don’t think we have to worry about him becoming a martyr because they never love or respect eachother enough to do that. they don’t even like eachother. they’ll forget about him by the weekend

good fucking riddance imo