Hey, HE mentioned it first!

I had NOTHING to do with it—

*Innocent whistling*

Oh, Amy's here. I hope she didn't see all that stuff last ni—

Knuckles stood still, grin getting a bit wider, failing to hold back a laugh. He secretly enjoyed the back and forth banter that was starting to happen more often between himself and Bunnie.

"Hey, at least my hat's the perfect fit for my head."

Knuckles is forever getting rage baited by Sonic

...

Shut up

Ooooh look at me I'm Sonic and I get a hot chipmunk girlfriend grow up

And why wouldn't I??

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⠀ ⠀ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ
ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇꜱ
ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ

ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ
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Why are we talking about asses now?

@ratchetrabbit.bsky.social

"Your hat could do with a clean..."

Shit eating grin—

Dense

"Sure thing. You're pretty good at baking, right? That's what people tell me anyway. How about you bring a cake or something?"

"Okay..."

Knuckles said quietly, nodding whilst still none the wiser as to what these alien concepts were.

...

"What's a 7/11?"

Bunnie, you're trying to explain this to someone who's been cut off from the rest of the world for practically his whole life.

"What's a slurpee?"

"Hey, Sonic. Don't tell me you didn't save some scrap metal for me?"

He said, banging his fists together menacingly.

"Oh, trust me, they'll be the best thing you'll ever see in the sky."

Knuckles said with a confident smile.

"Feel free to visit any night you want for that, by the way. I'm always here."

Well, he didn't have a tent for camping, but stargazing sounded like a great idea nonetheless.

"Great! I'd love to do that!"

"There's no saving you, is there?"

"How exactly can you make being kidnapped fun?!"

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𝑓𝑙𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒.
𝕾𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝕺𝐅 𝕾𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐒…
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"But being kidnapped isn't fun! Right?"

...

"Right?"

He's too dense to understand—

"Why do you wanna get kidnapped?"

"Need some help clearing those badniks out?"

Knuckles said, leaning against a tree with a smirk on his face.

"Hey, you could even spend the night here if you want? The stars are very beautiful from here."

Knuckles said, feeling a little bit nervous after suggesting that.

"I'm not too sure... it seems like it's a modern form of communication, well beyond what I've learned from my ancestors."