PSA to anyone remotely considering Tucker's "apology".

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Expecting an apology from Phil Brooks? Who does this guy think he is, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia?

The part about Mamdani not being always correct is important. Because he's gonna fuck up and make mistakes (like with the library budget thing) and we rightfully need to hold his feet to the fire for that.

But like. This is socialism. We want this for everyone.

the Boots Riley discourse on twitter isn't going far enough imo. if you're actually a leftist, you shouldn't even be *watching* movies and television. the only way to actually be a Marxist is to live in a big tank like a guild navigator in Dune so that you can spend 24 hours a day posting

over on threads, this has lead to people promoting a website called "name him," where you can anonymously "name your rapist," which no one seems to realize is a horrible fucking idea. this site also requires you to register with your email before using it, adding more layers to the bad idea.

the Harris HQ account helping tucker carlson with his redepemtion tour is genuinely sickening

It feels like someone grew up reading "The Cat who..." mysteries by Lilian Jackson Braun and tried to do it very badly with a sentient octopus.

OH THANK GOD its not just me

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When I say gamers treat you not buying the entertainment products they like with the exact same degree of pain like you chopped off one of their fingers, this is what I mean.

The geopolitical equivalent of having shat your pants 10 feet away from the bathroom, & deciding that simply standing still & continuing to shit will produce a new & splendid solution to your predicament.

The biggest problem I’ve found with an all-lesbian bank heist team is that everyone wants to be called Fingers

How to label yourself as an irredeemable douche, now that Affliction shirts have fallen out of fashion

"Fat Pikachu Turns 30 Years Old Today" captioning Fat Pikachu saying "My Back Hurts."

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it's not productive to actually be honest about the horrors of the media industry but i do know that if some of y'all had to experience one ounce of the shit this industry has put me through, you would instantly burst into flames

We must carry His spirit. It is time

this is one of the most offensive things I've seen in years

Wrestlemania 42:

Total Event Time: 7 Hours and 26 minutes

Total Match Time: 2 Hours and 39 minutes.

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hell yeah, sister

As Brock Lesnar hopefully goes away forever, it's worth remembering the storyline for his first WWE match was Lita wouldn't sleep with Paul Heyman so Brock had to beat up the Hardys in retaliation. The one constant in WWE booking? Women aren't people.

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

The original allegations about Brock Lesnar in the complaint were one thing.

But the stuff in the new Janel Grant affidavit? Where — I won't get graphic, you can read it if you want to — he expressed a specific intent to violently injure her?

Fuck that guy.

Being a New York Times best selling author isn’t the same as working for the New York Times

My favorite difference between here and twitter is that back on Twitter everyone hate-posted their way through every Wrestlemania like they were being held at gunpoint and forced to watch it, while here I didn't even realize it was going on

idk who needs to hear this but you cannot do a Rod Serling impression.