Why don't coffee shops offer cardboard sleeves on their iced drinks? The ones for paper cups don't fit. Are all y'all really out there holding on to an icy cold cup that's sweating and getting slippery without complaining??? Will never be me
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a silly digital #SciArt doodle pinup of planet earth, imagine a pair of very makeuped brown eyes and kissable red lips slapped onto the globe, but there are also two long legs in stockings and long heels coming out of the globe, with the south pole being a butt, below the moon is all flustered and blushing, to the right a satellite is in love with little hearts, all are on a purple background with purple stars and a purple XOXO in the bottom right.
happy birthday to the OG MILF #HappyEarthDay
(fanart of @sarahmackattack.bsky.social zine character, get more hot Earth facts from Sarah!)
Just a bunch of adults in scrubs casually inhaling carcinogens, what a scene
The number of healthcare workers standing on this platform waiting on an early train into the city while actively smoking or vaping is GRIM
FRESH SLED BLOBS
hot date idea: you come over and help me fold laundry while I cry
Because some comments make me think people missed the PSAs I do semi-regularly: if you were born before 1987, you should get a MMR booster now. The second childhood dose of MMR wasn't added until 1989, and folks who were older than 2 (the age for the 2nd) may not have gotten it.
awww
hot date idea: you come over and help me fold laundry while I cry
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
PM folks: Do I know any librarians at New York Public Library? Please DM me. I've got a question!
good riddance!!!
please tell me you've seen this content (I think she's also on TikTok) www.instagram.com/reel/DXSK15_...
A poster for an event called biodiversity on April 22, 2026 an Earth Day cabaret at 254254 S. 12th St. door seven show 8 PM Burlesque and dragged performances in local vendors and educators performance performances by jaida MX Monstera, Victoria Reno, honey tree evil eye, DJ Carl michaels kitten pony Corbo benefiting by scientist. there are many girls interspersed among flowers, and one hot dude
Alright Philadelphia, this is a city-wide alert!
We have an event this Wednesday that you're not gonna want to miss. We've got babes, rain barrels, drag queens, native plants, a diversity of butts, and trees!
At 254 (in center city!)
doors 7, show 8
Get tickets here: biodiversitease.eventbrite.com
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
He's so good in that movie!
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Child: I know your name. Mamdani.
Obama: Whatâs his first name?
Child: Mayor.
Riding the NYC subway with my extremely smiley firstborn was a great way to witness the inherent goodness of humanity. I remember a very tough looking gentleman shaking his head and muttering âI guess Iâm having a good day todayâ after my infant son beamed at him
THE BACKPACKS
Breaking: HHSâs ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.
âThis case is one of a long list of examples of how a leaderâs wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.â
www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
"Effective immediately, Fisher-Price will exit the 'child development toy' vertical and re-emerge as Mattel¡igence AI Defense Systems, a fully integrated autonomous weapons manufacturer focused on AI-enabled lethality solutions for the modern battlefield. Our stock is up 4000%."
if youâve never endured period poops you absolutely should not be able to vote, some things just require life experience
I wish I could find a photo of her with her full winter coat grown out. She was so tiny underneath it all!
My family said goodbye to Zinc today đ§Ą 2012-2026
Those pesky rabbits never listen to instructions!!
lol excellent
Morning exercise routine đš
âItâs a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what theyâre not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,â Wyle says. âYou take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where youâre now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who arenât accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.
âSecond point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eyeâand only shooting from the point of view of a human being thatâs present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. Thereâs no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you canât leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as weâre on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you donât get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, itâs going to pop.â
Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. âFourth point: The election went the other way,â he says with a shrug. âWe could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth pointâthis is essentially competence porn. Youâre watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you donât know how to do it, and youâre so fucking glad that theyâre there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. Youâre so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.â
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...