I had a dream during my nap that a guy was feeding me chocolate cake...and gave me a forehead kiss. Funny how it's relevant because my birthday's this Sunday. Hey, universe, can we make this happen???

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Why do people do this? Neanderthals, I tell you!

Horny things that you could say to melt me into a puddle:

"Mmmm, you've been so good at taking my cum inside your sweet little pussy...but have I been good enough for you to put on your squirting strapon so you can pound me until I'm begging for your cum inside me? Huh, Daddy?"

Alright, what happened *this* time? Did I miss anything?

A few years ago when I was working at a grocery store, “Slow Ride” was playing over the PA system and my co-worker said, “‘Slow Ride’? With all that hollerin’, that don’t sound like no ‘Slow Ride’!” That had me keeling over dying from laughing so hard, I had tears streaming down my face. 🤣

Y'all better go tip her NOOOOOW. 😍😤

The makeup! Ahhh, I'm in awe. 😍

TarkCon - Fan Fiction & Celebrities - Literotica.com My way of thanking Tarkustrooper: a fan convention.

Here's my little homage to
@tarkustrooper.bsky.social

www.literotica.com/s/tarkcon

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ALSO YOU CAN GET MY MERCH ON YOUR BODY HEHEHE

Check out this super cute design I got on this super soft and comfortable sweatshirt hehe

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I like the thought of a guy *bullying* me into making him my slut. Instead of saying "please fuck me", he tells me, "You BETTER fuck me!" and then fucking him hard enough before he turns into a sniveling, whimpering and begging mess.

Your GF is very eager to give you a blowjob tonight. Won't you let her suck, gag and deepthroat your cock? Please? 🥺

Check the teaser clip here 💖

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I know I'm late bringing this up here, but you know something? Losing Catherine O'Hara is equivalent to losing my own mom; I feel like I've lost a mother TWICE.

Always a joy to talk to; came out to one of my streams, that's where I met you. Supportive and a good friend to know. ❤️

I got an idea: a sexy JOE audio...but instead of being encouraged to jerk off, I wanna be encouraged to sing. That's it. That's the audio.

With that being said, you will still meet me at a very sleepy time in my life.

Oh, Rhyme...🫂❤️

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It’s slut o’clock somewhere

Hell, I’m diabetic and so glad I didn’t find out this way. I’d die of embarrassment before diabetes ever got a chance to kill me. 🤣

Well, that depends...can I stare back at you like this?

Ohhh, god, that’s even WOOORSE! 😱

Please be careful, but DON'T SILENCE YOURSELVES!

TFW you accidentally play a song with moaning...while there are other people in the car.

🤣

Okay, now I have to check out that movie.

Why is it that I'm constantly thinking of writing an Avenue Q fanfiction script between Rod and Nicky? Puppet sex, Tark? REALLY? 🤦‍♀️

Thank you! :) It was very, verrrry good.

Ahh, thank you! :D I was afraid I made it too sweet, but it turned out better than I thought it would.

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