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"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

He's awful.

Good morning Blue Sky. Dandelion breakfast

Canadians are boycotting American goods and buying Canadian.

Like this potato.

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That's home. That's us.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

He's lucky he hasn't killed someone.

Cat in bag.

Morning 😂

i have harnessed the power of AI to achieve what mankind alone could not! never before has there existed a source of truth and understanding so insightful, so meaningful it could bring about the end of all war!! behold, the PLATITUDE MACHINE

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

I hate this game.
I've had to count all the pills in a prescription bottle to figure this out.

It was too weird a story not to share.

It is the peak of practical effects

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face YouTube video by The Onion

This is concerning.

youtube.com/watch?v=d1Pz...

1. [Chicken happily looking at internet] Online cat videos always used to cheer me up. 2. [Chicken disappointedly looking at internet] But, thanks to A.I., half the cat videos are fake now. 3. [Chicken sitting in chair with cat asleep on lap] Luckily, we've still got real cats.

Cat Magic. www.patreon.com/posts/cat-ma...

Ok, this made me laugh.

‘Diva dance’ from The Fifth Element on theremin

Children at an Edinburgh hospital painted pebbles for the penguins at Edinburgh Zoo and will be able to watch them choose and present them to their mates via livestream.

#SundayMorning

These Canadians are helping white supremacists profit from hateful livestreams | CBC News A Canadian streaming platform is helping white supremacists who have been kicked off mainstream social media continue to profit from hateful content, an investigation by CBC’s the fifth estate has fou...

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This is horrifying. Misogynistic and racist at the same time.

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

youtube thumbnail with shocked babies on it: BANNED? 14:33 We Tried EVERY Food From Under The Sink 1M views • 1 month ago

The TTC has installed a haunting exhibition of subway life in the 1900s entitled: "Shit, Why Don't I Have Any Quarters?"

❤️‍🩹 A THANK YOU TO OUR COMMUNITY ❤️‍🩹

Today is Long Covid Awareness Day. Around the world, people will be talking about Long Covid, learning more about what it is, and hearing about its impact.

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Joint statement on Strategic Cooperation between Canada and the Kingdom of Norway The leaders highlighted the longstanding and close bilateral relationship between the Kingdom of Norway and Canada, deeply rooted in shared values, mutual interests, and extensive cooperation as Arcti...

Joint statement on Strategic Cooperation between Canada and the Kingdom of Norway | Prime Minister of Canada share.google/xX2PrzX7nGoA...

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I don't know what to make of this unsettling news..