resurrection / millennium actress double feature has me ready to run through a theater wall

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

AHHHHHH SWEETHEART, i'll be thinking about you both!! all my love!! the way this just sent me to the MOON – all my love and adoration and well wishes. it's going to be a beautiful week, i'm so happy for you 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

you always manage to bring positivity & brightness despite how badly games might be going, please note that as well! but i know this feeling, when it felt like i was being So Negative all the time i had to step away. promise yr doing so sweetly though, it's just been such a weird, often limp spring

adley rutschman feeling it

aDLEY

well, you see,

they started doing a fishing celly after what dalton rushing said about them!! they're ALIVE

it's genuinely been more fun watching the rockies than the o's this season

you can't find this kind of reply anywhere but on bluesky, bless

does it reek of jockish arrogance to you

he's always been a fan favorite personality for being shy, awkward and goofy so i think maybe yr missing the point 😂

i like the part of o's games when they switch to the commercials

April 20th, 2026. Today's the day Apollo Justice has his very first case in court. After 7 years, the Ace Attorney timeskip is over.
Happy Apollo Justice day!

looks like those cool kids had yr back. hope you all rest well and tomorrow is just as fun, i'm glad julie grimm is getting into more hands 💜

adley rutschman feeling some kind of way

anyway

I'M CACKLING

it's a bummer but i also know it's a bummer that has to be understood sometimes. i think it just feels extra bitter while the o's have these losses to the guards who are better in this area (ramírez, hedges) and are Still embarrassing the o's

i don't envy his job, it has to feel awful. but he's a tough guy and he's not the father (hyde), the eldest son (manso) so i'mma need him to be the gnarly ghost and have those conversations

but he's going to win the gold glove! for defensive improvement with a golden sombrero!

he seems like such a cool dude but i'm going to need him to make the tough decisions now, i don't think this can leak into a second month and be acceptable. i don't Hate his patience with a lot of the guys, i know he's seeing their work behind the scenes, but there's gotta be a point

at least he's defensively decent now! our last starting first baseman was definitely beloved because of his defense. oh, wait...

rocchio can be crucially clutch and kevin summoned it

what’s #2

(& the post-credit scene will make the gay girlies smile)

aw i wanted the no hitter. respect, messick

i loveeee the matching sleeve shield too

it comes highly not recommended

fun to see some familiar locations around where i live in an otherwise uninspired found footage horror (the fairfield county four) – "blair witch, but connecticut" just don't hit, though

transphobes failing makes me happy, sucks it cost the o's a win though