If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.

Republicans prioritize billionaires over the needs of everyday people.

Ten years of adventuring. <3
How lucky indeed. #CriticalRole

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

Unleash the Kraken!