I built an Insurance app that used sliders to select coverage. The client provided formulas, and we stored variables used in those formulas in Salesforce metadata records. It would pick these values based on other form values. Super fun to work on!

#salesforce #lwc #css #javascript #frontend

[laughter] you dumb bitch

Realizing at 3pm that I haven’t had any water

cannot believe that we taught rocks to whisper Secret Numbers so vast that their names have never before and will never be spoken again in the long span of human time, and we use them to key databases for e-commerce systems

Belongs to a schizophrenic guy here in Indianapolis named Bob Hickman. I see him driving that van around town every once in a while. https://youtu.be/du42ytlTjLY

A river otter pup looks at the camera

Status pupdate

if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour

Maybe it's not Twitter, Bluesky, or Threads. Maybe the problem is that every person in the world sucks

Coffee shop I’m in is playing Never Meant right now and it’s all I really needed to hear on a Monday.

I was a teacher’s assistant for a class where students were learning how to use git. Failed like half the class on an assignment because people were forking someone else’s GitHub repo and making one commit lol

Twitter is now rate limiting people to less than like 800 tweets/day unless you’re verified. There are a few theories to why they’re doing that, but they all revolve around Elon being an absolute idiot.

Probably increased traffic because the other site is imploding.

Seen a lot of shitty acceptance criteria recently, so this resonates 😂

Always love visiting this city. Also, my first skeet!