OMEGA
endorsement type shi
Posts by Homer Simpson.
"I'm done waiting for stuff to happen... Count me outta this slog."
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"I can confirm... that this is true."
"Pfft... That speech sucked." [Homer snickered.] "But yeah screw it... You want me on this team I'll stick to it. Maybe I can use this as an opportunity for my family." [Homer raised a giant donut over his head.] "I'm in with whatever you need Ohma."
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OMEGA
the second cartman pulls out the Stick of Truth
OMEGA
he's in possession of the Zero Point Shard so he uses rift lightning to get around
[A Rift formed in the sky lightning striking a patch in the ground reforming Homer's body.] "Alright what's this about..."
"So right now I've still got a device I don't understand... a now never ending supply of donuts... and a high school degree I still don't deserve... ITS TIME TO CREATE A SECOND NIRVANA!"
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"Sweet... Screw it I'm in." [Homer immediately offered his hand.] "Why not officiate this."
"Hmmm... Money... Unlimited Power... Nah those sound lame... Can I get an infinite supply of donuts that I can change the size of?"
OMEGA
I am genuinely so thankful you guys love me writing this fat yellow scarily powerful idiot ๐ญ๐
OMEGA
oh 100%.
"Jeez... more schmucks wanting old Homer J. to come do things for them... What's in it for me anyway? Cause for all I know you could just be a lier."
OMEGA
we're making history dammit.
"Wha-... what?" [Homer looked up confused... There was now a random armoured man stood behind his TV... Homer took a bite of his donut and got up.] "Who the heck are you... and what do you mean Power?"
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[Homer's just been stuck in bed for the past few days... Reason? The Kwik-E-Mart is closed and the Duff Brewery is under construction...]
OMEGA
js wanna say if you reply to this marge will come beat your skull in with a lead pipe.
OMEGA
this is Schmungo... He is my son.
OMEGA
send bro to springfield
OMEGA
Considering bringing back my Ethan along with the Leon account ngl cause after replaying 7 and 8 I learnt how fucking badass ethan is.
[The Giant Homer turned to the robot T-Rex a furious expression on his face.] "GET LOST NERD!" [Homer continued kicking buildings muttering stuff about expensive donuts and a man with a Z Shaped Staff.]
[Homer's just woken up to see alot of money in his bank from this company called... Dr. Squatch...?] "What... What the... WHAT? BAAAAAAART! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LET A SOAP BRAND USE ME FOR ITS BRAND!"
OMEGA
if you looked me in the eye and asked me "OMEGA... what makes you scream like a fangirl." I'd say Leon Kennedy showing up in any RE game... cause when I watched the requiem trailer i screamed so loud to the point my mother genuinely got concerned
๐ฌ: "uhh... I'd say a frosted pink mixed with a Boston creme and 3 bacon donuts."
OMEGA
yknow what fuck you I'm gonna make a deadpool account rn