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Posts by Homer Simpson.

OMEGA

endorsement type shi

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

"I'm done waiting for stuff to happen... Count me outta this slog."

[HOMER LEAVES THE #๐†๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐‹๐„๐†๐ˆ๐Ž๐.]

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"I can confirm... that this is true."

2 months ago 1 0 0 1
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"Pfft... That speech sucked." [Homer snickered.] "But yeah screw it... You want me on this team I'll stick to it. Maybe I can use this as an opportunity for my family." [Homer raised a giant donut over his head.] "I'm in with whatever you need Ohma."

#๐†๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐‹๐„๐†๐ˆ๐Ž๐

2 months ago 4 4 1 0

OMEGA

the second cartman pulls out the Stick of Truth

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OMEGA

going down to South Park... gonna conquer the universe...

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

OMEGA

he's in possession of the Zero Point Shard so he uses rift lightning to get around

2 months ago 0 0 1 1
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[A Rift formed in the sky lightning striking a patch in the ground reforming Homer's body.] "Alright what's this about..."

2 months ago 3 3 1 1
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"So right now I've still got a device I don't understand... a now never ending supply of donuts... and a high school degree I still don't deserve... ITS TIME TO CREATE A SECOND NIRVANA!"

[HOMER JOINS THE #๐†๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐‹๐„๐†๐ˆ๐Ž๐]

2 months ago 6 2 0 2

"Sweet... Screw it I'm in." [Homer immediately offered his hand.] "Why not officiate this."

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

"Hmmm... Money... Unlimited Power... Nah those sound lame... Can I get an infinite supply of donuts that I can change the size of?"

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

OMEGA

I am genuinely so thankful you guys love me writing this fat yellow scarily powerful idiot ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

OMEGA

oh 100%.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

"Jeez... more schmucks wanting old Homer J. to come do things for them... What's in it for me anyway? Cause for all I know you could just be a lier."

2 months ago 1 0 0 1

OMEGA

we're making history dammit.

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"Wha-... what?" [Homer looked up confused... There was now a random armoured man stood behind his TV... Homer took a bite of his donut and got up.] "Who the heck are you... and what do you mean Power?"

2 months ago 1 0 0 1
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RECRUITMENT POST

โฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธ INFO ABOVE โฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธ

#๐†๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐‹๐„๐†๐ˆ๐Ž๐ โ€” A BlueSky #MVRP Villain Group

๐Ÿค to join (will DM you if interested)
๐Ÿ”„ to boost

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[Homer's just been stuck in bed for the past few days... Reason? The Kwik-E-Mart is closed and the Duff Brewery is under construction...]

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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OMEGA

js wanna say if you reply to this marge will come beat your skull in with a lead pipe.

2 months ago 6 6 0 0
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OMEGA

this is Schmungo... He is my son.

2 months ago 3 1 0 0

OMEGA

send bro to springfield

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OMEGA

Considering bringing back my Ethan along with the Leon account ngl cause after replaying 7 and 8 I learnt how fucking badass ethan is.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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OMEGA

let's do some Homering

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

[The Giant Homer turned to the robot T-Rex a furious expression on his face.] "GET LOST NERD!" [Homer continued kicking buildings muttering stuff about expensive donuts and a man with a Z Shaped Staff.]

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

[Homer's just woken up to see alot of money in his bank from this company called... Dr. Squatch...?] "What... What the... WHAT? BAAAAAAART! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE LET A SOAP BRAND USE ME FOR ITS BRAND!"

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OMEGA

if you looked me in the eye and asked me "OMEGA... what makes you scream like a fangirl." I'd say Leon Kennedy showing up in any RE game... cause when I watched the requiem trailer i screamed so loud to the point my mother genuinely got concerned

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๐Ÿ’ฌ: "uhh... I'd say a frosted pink mixed with a Boston creme and 3 bacon donuts."

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

OMEGA

yknow what fuck you I'm gonna make a deadpool account rn

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OMEGA

Has anyone told you I love deadpool.

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