With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
Finally. Fake news we can trust 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
they’re turning the fonts gay
Infowars logo but gay frogged
God bless
This is not the own you think it is.
Extremeists in any and every group have always caused for an increase in hate for said group, across time and civilizations.
Time to make a post so bad it ends the cruel voltare menice for good via endless cringe.
I have a lot of frustrations with the tech industry but perhaps the biggest one is that they're constantly pushing every new fad as "the inevitable future".
It's always, "adopt this, buy that, or you'll be left behind."
This worked in the smart phone launch era but it hasn't worked for awhile now.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
The part in The Phantom Menace where there’s a laser wall that prevents Obi Wan from fighting Darth Maul
how it feels trying to post on Bluesky today
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
I too, test in prod with inherently unstable code. Hire me Bluesky.
There are a lot of Onion stories that live rent free in my head, this one though like to hit me with a steel chair each time I go on social media.
theonion.com/local-idiot-...
On the plus side, it looks great. It suprisingly can use the HDR on my monitor and the textures/lighting is a huge step up.
I just don't think it's worth 70 U.S. dollars. Maybe at 50, it might be worth it but not at 70. There just isn't enough there.
Onto my thoughts.
MKW is kinda meh. The tracks are either brutally hard to exceptionally easy with very little inbetween.
There is also not a lot of content. And no, I don't consider intermission tracks or challenges content. In terms of pure content, it is a far lesser game than 7 or 8D.
Just finished Mario Kart World's Special Cup on the first try.
This moment of philisophical brilliance has been brought to you by me, Katherine.
Who has been sitting here in the World of Tanks queue after finishing the latest chapter of Spanner in the Works, hungry for more chapters.
Do you know the definition of insanity?
It's refreshing the websites you use to read over and over again, expecting an update.
And even when you get an update?
The whole process continues anew five minutes later.
After you've read the update.
For further context, this is the L3. It was an Interwar era tankette from Italy that was so poorly armored that you could pen it with any old rifle practically.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L3/35
That's an insult against tanks. Cybertrucks are less armored than an L3 and as ugly as an A7V.
Next weekend on the River Side Mainstage: The Blue Öyster Cult Cult. This is either a Blue Öyster Cult tribute band or we've actually booked Blue Öyster Cult and the name on our line-up is a misprint. Either way, tickets are $40.
honestly, what pisses me off, genuinely annoys me, about voting discourse is this innate presumption that everything that's happened after voting is just "a consequence" and not like, part of an ongoing perpetual capitulation.
I mean, the VCPD later caught the mario brothers after an 18 hour long manhunt. :P
youtu.be/doOuSll-Yg0
Zero from the Ace Combat Zero soundtrack.
youtu.be/YjmU93_oE7E
Worm fanfiction is truly an addiction.
I'm once again re-reading Ingis et Furor, and laughing my ass off at the action movie refernces. The "This chapter is dedicated to the brave Dawnguard fighters of Brockton Bay" authors note alone gives me a laugh.
forums.spacebattles.com/threads/igni...
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
Seriously, this album is so good.
Some of these tracks like Venger, She Moves like a Knife, and Assault would fit WARNO so well.
open.spotify.com/album/1P0XII...
Sitting ouside blasting some synthwave in the fog and rain.
My guess is we’ll see a lot of “never Linux” dev houses change their tune if this gets above 10%, and I think it will even without the GabeBox coming out.
I’m also curious to see how distros and communities react to the influx of people who are trained by the Windows mindset.
