😂 @phillies.com @phillies.bsky.social

YOU DID IT VIRGINIA!!!

I was on a plane coming back from London a few years ago & Billy came on board just before the plane left the gate on crutches 🩼 and absolutely plastered. He sat two rows behind me & was out shortly after takeoff. Apparently, crutches stop Billy.

Follow my nose.

I went there when it first opened & had a darn good Rueben sandwich. The shortcake pancakes are good too.

It’s actually a fun daily challenge that’s only stumped me once or twice. Now every time I watch a movie, I appreciate the cars used as backdrops to scenes.

Former Miami Herald/Washington Post journalist @davidovalle.bsky.social tells us how Florida Republicans have made passing a driving test even more difficult for anyone who struggles with English.

Don’t let the door 🚪💨 hit you on the way out ‼️

He promises 🤞🏽

Support local!!

We’re always watching out for you and our community, but we need your help to keep us going strong.

💛 Will you make a contribution to Miami New Times today?

miami-broward.fundjournalism.org/support/

Just wait for the magical 🪄✨ reconciliation.

“Such Good Friends” (1971).

“Only the madman is absolutely sure.” - R.A. Wilson (not so sure about this).

Wish list ✍️

We wish - I’d even send Big Macs & 🍟 if that would speed things up.

Gun violence, domestic violence, and the systems that fail us The Dose (April 21)

"Firearms are the number one cause of death for children, recently surpassing motor vehicles and remaining the leader for a few years now."

@ylepidemiologist.bsky.social looks at gun violence in America and notes the connection between domestic violence and mass shootings.

When you “really, really NEED” a pedo-pardon, there’s only one party to turn to 🐘

Blame the pharmaceutical industry & fentanyl 💊

“The celebrity-chef thing, even at its worst, its most annoying, its silliest, its goofiest, its most egregious & cynical, has been a good thing.” A. Bourdain

I try to keep this is mind every time I see or hear something from or by Fieri, Ray, Oliver, etc.

Or VIT for short.

Vassal-In-Training ✅

Can we stop normalising the lousy provisioning of social care support in this country?

Instead of calling them "young carers", simply tell the truth: they're actually "unpaid child labour".

Whose -- lifeline -- phones are about to be banned at school. Way to go, Labour, way to go.

Yawn 🥱 fest.

I’ll drink to this! 🥃

Tax Breaks: The Post Tax Season Hangover Edition Plus: Nobody likes a tax collector, how to pay your tax bill, tax refunds, filing statistics, remittance taxes, Taxes From A to Z, filing deadlines, tax trivia and more.

Tax season is over—but the story isn’t.
This week’s newsletter:

-> Refunds are up (just not as much as promised)
-> Filing numbers are slightly down
-> And taxes… accidentally gave us cocktails 🍸

Plus practical tips if you still owe.
Free to read: www.forbes.com/sites/tax-br...

For 420, we taste-tested 3 classic Chinatown meals at Philippe’s, LaSorted's, and Juanitas Cafe sober vs 🍃🔥💨

🎥: @marinamasako.bsky.social @shoton35mm.bsky.social Julianne Le, Lizbeth Solorzano, Izzy Ramirez

Grifter’s 🙏🏽

Great idea 💡 @miaminewtimes.com @cltampabay.bsky.social

One step backwards for another step backwards. Genius 🧠