Calvin Duncan (shown here on the courthouse steps with many supporters) was sworn in as Orleans Parish Clerk of Criminal Court today.
Jeff Landry and Louisiana Republicans are trying to subvert his election by eliminating the office entirely, which should be a national five-alarm fire.
Have started saying to men on dating sites who list "football" as their interest, "what kind? I'm partial to a nerf mini football bc it fits in my hands well."
Try. Harder. Or, like, at all.
Samesies.
I mean the disdain certainly drips without needing any translation.
Lol @mostlymartha.bsky.social already sent it to me this morning.
I'll always love James Johnson and you can't stop me.
The Florence concert is gonna be so ridiculously witchy I absolutely cannot wait. www.instagram.com/p/DXXYkxojaM...
It's just... How HOW are these the people in charge of anything? They're so fucking stupid.
Triple public transit you absolute morons. More freeways ain't it.
I don't have billionaires supporting my campaign because I plan on raising their taxes.
We're going to tax the rich and make them pay their fair share.
Having an interview at 5 is great so I can sit around & ruminate on it ALL DAY.
Don't even want to at this point.
But we say yes to these things bc life.
I also got no sleep last night so bc of the anticipation so everything is super annoying. Please...breathe some more, dog.
Defund the hostile domestic troops who wage war against the civilian population of the United States.
The Gadsden flag, but with Beavis asking, “Are you threatening me?”
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Enjoy my face before I take this down. I'm gonna have to do a whole series on "here's what you actually need to be afraid of and no it's not that you have a bumper sticker."
Oh fuck now I'm pissed off. This is the most paranoid bullshit ever and you know her dad was a small town, small time cop, bc this is nooonnsense. Don't make me do a rebuttal video. I prefer words as my media.
I don't know the origin so have your pick big you should know this exists. www.google.com/imgres?imgur...
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
Tim Duncan enjoying retirement and loving that island life, it sure looks like.
how is this literally happening in real life
Watched Big Night recently. Marvel at red sauce Italian joints over elevated regional Italian we wouldn't appreciate until later. How Chinese American food both is and isn't "real" Chinese food. Who the fuck looked at an artichoke & was like "here's what we're gonna do..."?? Food!
What you call flatbread, I call fried dough and marvel at how many cultural iterations there are out there for fried dough. As well as the beans/rice peasant food map of the world.
I will absolutely probably have to die on the hill that we should be hiring more admin staff and cutting loose technology.
And he can't even return your texts.
It is the time of year in South Louisiana that is like alternate universe northern states. It needs to get hotter before we turn the AC down or else we'll be suffering come July. Suck it up, man (gender neutral)! It's not cold enough for a winter coat yet!
At least if the twenty somethings are gonna dress like I did at that age, they're also playing our music. Yes, I do know every word of Promiscuous being played at this restaurant.
The wedding venue near my house for tonight's wedding straight up copied Bridgerton (derogatory); the sting quartet was playing seven nation army. It's your wedding, you can do what you want but the sign declaring "(bride's name)'s wedding" in large font & "featuring (groom's name)" underneath was 😬
A long wall of star Jasmine lines a brick sidewalk street
I wish I could give you all smell-o-vision.
You get it done WCAL athlete out of Mitty HS, Aaron Gordon.
Please vote for @bhennrich.bsky.social who is running to unseat this absolute nut job.
