Today in first world problems: local fast food location having one bad experience too many to make me decide against going there ever again

Your mom is rocking those quintessentially 1990s mom jeans

Luke Weaver looking skyward on the mound after the Mets won to snap a 12-game losing streak as fire shoots out of the center field wall at Citi Field

tfw you win one (1) baseball game

#STLCards Is there nothing Vince can’t do?

I have taken a perfect picture. #Flyers

Disappointed to learn that if five skaters are in the box for each team you don't get to watch the goalies dump the puck back and forth for two minutes

Mid century signs against a deep blue sky

Atomic Signs sign, Route 550, Farmington, New Mexico (1980)
Photo: John Margolies / Library of Congress

🚨 Holy shit, this is a 5-alarm fire. The censorship is extreme.

Bhattacharya, who has long been RFK Jr’s most reliable ally, has suppressed publication of a study that showed COVID vaccines are highly effective.

It was scheduled to be published on March 19 in MMWR, the CDC’s flagship journal.

what's the opposite of "stupid games stupid prizes"?

They think you're stupid.

A green frog mascot wearing black shades, orange jacket and shorts, and a blue shirt strikes a pose in a used book store.

Jubapyon is a gregarious cool frog who sometimes appears in Takafumido Book Store in Azabu Juban, Tokyo.

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Pigeon perched on branch with foliage in the background, description from ebird: ‘Medium-sized chunky pigeon that is dark blue with a pale gray hood. Appears short-tailed in flight. Found in rainforest, secondary habitat, and plantations, and locally in dry coastal scrub. Most common at higher elevations in most of its range. Most often seen perched up conspicuously on emergent trees, feeding on fruiting trees, or in flight in small flocks. The common vocalization is a quick series of low hoots or growls. Dark blue coloration and pale head separate it from all other pigeons in its range.’

Pigeon of the Day:
Comoro Blue-Pigeon
Near Threatened
📷 Dubi Shapiro

1982 Squirt card of Brewers closer Rollie Fingers

Tonight's late night card from my collection.
Time: 12:30 a.m.
#cardsky

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Stop what you are doing and watch this slide

The Toronto Blue Jays are serving fries topped with blue mayonnaise and cotton candy at their games

Score had a way of getting you invested in players, even ones that played on teams you didn't like. Check out the narrative about Kevin Gross. You could sit and read these cards for hours. They had the stats too, but the stories were what made them great. Solid photography + design helped too.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

Fun fact: this post was actually inspired by me having no clue who those guys in the T-Mobile ads were. (Yes, those guys who I've gathered are in Scrubs, which I've never seen)

Hey, maybe you want to read a good story about good people?

Pentagon details record $1.5 trillion budget request

“But how are we gonna pay for it?” should never be taken seriously ever again when we want to pay for universal healthcare or universal basic income or any governmental service that helps millions of people.

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

“enhanced interrogation” instead of torture walked so “detention centers” instead of concentration camps could run.

Somehow managed to reset my search page to Yahoo and I think I'm going to lose my mind

Willie Stargell, circa 1979 #Pirates

#Baseball