No! The best bit is the surprise bit of sweet fruit or biscuit when you have a dark choccy base. Nom nom

Me too and they sell a really thick, gooey chunk

I love that you have a pasta drawer for all your different types of pasta! I can’t be trusted to keep any in the house as it’s all I end up eating for a week. Well done!

And today in my middle-aged, middle-class adventures, I popped to the garden centre at lunch to buy a watering can and treat myself to a slice of tiffin from their cafe.

I still get a perverse pleasure out of phoning my parents when I know mum is out so dad actually has to pay attention and report back on my life. Although to be fair, he did a lot of talking today as I needed lawn care advice

Just made the most delicious Vietnamese inspired salad for dinner. On problem is that now I’m already hungry again so do I eat the leftovers I’m saving for tomorrow?

This is just another reason for me to get a cat. Sooooooon

Finally getting my living room sorted out so I can spend evenings in here rather than in my bedroom. Why do I have so much crap?!

It’s all that cocaine you do

Having a flare up of whatever infection I’ve already had 4 times this winter. It would be nice to stop coughing up green lung-gunk at some point this year

Why don’t people put collars on their cats? How am I supposed to know if I’ve finally been chosen by the Cat Distribution System?

He’s got more willpower than I do!

I’m going to have to go back to big Sainsbury’s now and stock up my pantry

Omg preserved lemons where have you been all my life?! Summer in a condiment!

Cash for not eating any carbs

I’ve put makeup on and I’m having a good hair day. I’m wearing a dress with ankle boots so I can stomp round the office. I basically feel invincible. Even the DOMS in my inner thighs will not hold me back

Weekend Update: Paddy Young on Military Contractor Palantir. YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

It does annoy me that a certain billionaire uses Middle Earth names for all his companies. But after reflecting on Palantir, a once benign tool for communication subverted and used by the dark forces, I’m not sure it couldn’t be a more apt name for a data company m.youtube.com/shorts/0j0Z9...

So far today we have had at least three seasons. JUST PICK ONE, WEATHER GODS! Do you know how difficult it is planning outfits right now?

I had a bump on the way home and a flat tyre. A nice stranger stopped to help me. I was not prepared to hear the Artemis II crew name a crater after Reid Wiseman’s late wife, Carroll. I am in floods.

At the gym listening to 90s RnB and lifting weights like a perimenopausal legend

This is our kind of show now

A grey sock is a work in progress on a knitting needle against a pink background. The sock has a long ribbed cuff which transitions into a cable pattern which repeats three times across the visible side of the sock

New squish in progress! This cable is very satisfying.

It’s always nice to achieve a Genius on the Spelling Bee. Even better when you achieve it with the word dildo which you shout loudly

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you.

If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can.

Everyone give this a share after.

The tip in Wood Green was a lot better sign posted and everyone was a lot kinder. Just saying.

The tip was so confusing and I got shouted at by one of the workers. Then I nearly left with half my stuff because I was afraid of doing it wrong. Then another guy took pity on my and helped me decide where to put things and they all just went in general household. What was the point?

I’ve dropped a stitch in a cable. I’m only 4 rows in but it’s gone back in the bag for another day

Crushed it at the gym too!

Absolutely crushing being an adult today. I can do it when I put my mind to it.

I am going to foam roller my back so hard later. It is statements like this which confirm that I am, in fact, old.