There's a Tim Hortons commercial where a guy uses "conscious" as a noun where he should say consciousness. Plus it's got Ryan Reynolds in it

Worst standard PC program is Adobe Acrobat. It always makes me want to cave my skull in.

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The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

This is cool, but maybe she thinks trans is when you transition from a boy into a lizard

METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately

BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years

PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

they just put a Fatwa out on guys with huge penises. guess im getting dragged away and slaughtered by an angry mob tmr 🙄

Smart Glasses? Smart TV?? How about a smart Congress??? 😂 Hit like if yuo agree!!!
(my uncle sees me posting this and he gives me 50 lashes of the Leather Strap)

cool that TooGoodToGo is now doing vapes. cant wait to get the expired suck.

i was drunk when i saw it and it immediately sobered me up

there r movies NOT about mario?? 😂

European Media: Hienriche Blaumfauldem wins 3rd gold in Mens 500m cross ski

US Media: USA Women STUN with Dazzling Performance on the ice. Here's 5 things Congress could learn from their performance...

the answer is taxpayers, ultimately, innit

this divorce level argument would go so hard with some Brazilian phonk edit music right now

Woody Allen? The jazz clarinetist?

A sad casualty of AI is that we will no longer see autists make hyper specific pictures in MS Paint

starting to eat more grass fed king prawn.

Why don't hurdlers just go around the obstacles? Seems like a lot of effort to jump over them.

this philly snow plow driver lmaoooo this was near me

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Youtube video from Redeemed Zoomer titled "67 Reasons I'm Not Roman Catholic

ipad gen alpha kid typing in '67' on YouTube and finding this video

*upon seeing the beauty of the heavens* aye is arright

when the guy in the Kung Fu Fighting song admits that "it was a little bit frightening"... wow. What a raw exposure of his own vulnerabilities and trauma.

they measured it badly because the microplastics had poisoned their brains

let that sink in

precious little.

why does the wireless headphone lady that says "battery low" always sound like she wants to fuck me

My Workplace Violence and Sexual Harassment Training ANY% Speedrun (GLITCHLESS) 00:45s

can the Chinese Century hurry up already