I’d buy it with £13.67-note.

I wouldn’t stand with Starmer if I were you. He’ll push you under a bus without a second thought if you’re not moving.

Starmer accuses Robbins of obstructing truth about Mandelson vetting PM admits he made mistake in choice of ambassador as he makes high-stakes statement to parliament over scandal

Blame-dodging Starmer, everyone, Britain’s Mr Decency™️. There’s not a bus he won’t throw a colleague under. Wanker.
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Starmer says it ‘beggars belief’ he wasn’t told about Mandelson vetting failure as he faces Commons – UK politics live MPs jeer as PM says it is ‘incredible’ he was not told full story and says he was wrong to appoint Mandelson as US ambassador

It beggars belief you needed to be told at all, prick.
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Karoline Leavitt: Everything You Didn't Know About Her Sh*tty Past YouTube video by Hysteria

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Starmer will not be swayed by Trump’s ‘small and petty’ insults, says Lammy Exclusive: deputy PM says UK will not join Iran conflict despite Trump’s sometimes ‘incomprehensible’ social-media barbs

It won’t save his job.
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Humanoid robots show rapid advances as they race past humans in Beijing half-marathon Dozens of Chinese-made humanoid robots showed off their fast-improving athleticism as they whizzed past human runners in Beijing

Stuff like this would be fun if we weren’t living in a world run by psychopaths and arseholes.
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‘We don’t just point at scallops. It’s full on!’ Grace Dent and Anna Haugh take over MasterChef It has long been soured by scandal, but MasterChef is back with new judges – and they don’t want anyone to have a bad time. Grace Dent and Anna Haugh talk about eating like T rexes and why they don’t ...

I’m really looking forward to this new iteration of Masterchef.
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Trump’s sanctions against a UN human rights expert show free speech is dying | Francesca Albanese recommended ICC arrests and investigations over Gaza. Who will be the administration’s next target?

These sanctions are still in place.
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He’ll resign before but stay on until after the election. I don’t think he’ll have much choice in the matter.

After the latest Mandelson revelations, Starmer needs to get a good lawyer. Wasn’t he supposed to be one? | Jonathan Freedland If only the PM had been the process-obsessed technocrat he was once painted as, this disaster wouldn’t have happened – and he wouldn’t be on the brink, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland

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Who’d have thought a fossil-fuel shill like Trump would be the one to spark a green revolution? | George Monbiot The US attack on Iran has made the need for renewable energy inarguable, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

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We know why, of course... it's because these motherfucking moral cowards always prefer to rob the working class than lift their shit-stained mouths from the taints of the rich. I hope everyone in the tax office has a miserable fucking year and contracts IBS. Fuck off, wankers. Eat shit.

Great news today. The motherfucking thieving fucking bastards of the fucking state @ajuntamentbcn.bsky.social have decided in their grasping shitty stinking fetid excuses for minds that I am supposed to pay them over 800 fucking euros in back tax for the short time I was on the dole last year.

If Starmer resigns, it should be on the clear understanding that he steps down after the elections.

Keir Starmer faces ‘judgment day’ as Mandelson vetting debacle grows As revelations mount and accusations fly, prime minister prepares for MPs’ anger and Olly Robbins’ testimony early next week

Labour are clearly just waiting the few remaining weeks before they are pummelled in the elections to boot this incompetent, emotionless droid out of office, because it will be HIS loss and he fucking should carry the can for it.
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You wouldn’t want to be standing next to Starmer while a bus was coming down the street.

Starmer was left in dark about Mandelson’s vetting by two other top civil servants Exclusive: Officials have spent weeks debating whether or not to release highly sensitive information about the affair

It’s always someone else’s fault with this prick.
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Given how little he apparently knows about anything, it’s weird Keir Starmer doesn’t walk around with a permanent look of surprise on his face.

Boris, Johnson once told Parliament he had not misled MPs because he "didn't know".
Starmer told him then: "ignorance is no defence."

Now Starmer is saying he didn't mislead Parliament because "I wasn't told."
In other words, his excuse is he didn't know."

They are, all hypocritical liars.

There’s only one national bus service Starmer is interested in: the one he uses to throw his colleagues under.

a man in an orange shirt is lifting a barbell while a man in a black tank top stands behind him ALT: a man in an orange shirt is lifting a barbell while a man in a black tank top stands behind him

‘Plausible’ doing a lot of heavy lifting!

Centrepoint to cut ties with Sharon Osbourne after she backs Tommy Robinson rally Homelessness charity distances itself after Osbourne says she plans to attend far-right ‘unite the kingdom’ march

Good. She can fuck off.
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Keir Starmer says it is unforgivable he was not told Mandelson failed vetting PM is ‘furious’ as spokesperson insists Downing Street repeatedly sought facts of the case without being told

Bullshit. The Kal9000 wasn’t programmed to emulate emotional responses. Fury is not within its design parameters.
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Ticket to ride? Fifa premium makes this the World Cup that actively hates you | Jonathan Liew The $95 bus trip to Foxborough highlights a tournament unique in modern times – one that ultimately makes no secret of its disdain for the paying public

The organizing powers of football have done nothing but show contempt for fans (which I am not) for decades, worsening year on year. The only way to stop is it for fans to boycott games entirely and keep their money until they’re shown some respect.
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New EU entry-exit system causing up to three-hour delays, say airports Airport body has asked for power to suspend EES checks requiring personal information and biometrics

What’s wrong with a fucking passport? Oh yeah, you can’t date mine it.
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$30m an hour: big oil reaping huge war windfall from consumers, analysis finds Exclusive: Climate action blockers including Saudi Arabia, Russia and major fossil fuel firms set to make extra $234bn by end of 2026

End fossil fuels, and profits for these motherfuckers, now.
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Big US banks rake in near $50bn profit as Iran war shakes markets Six lenders, including Bank of America, Morgan Stanley and JP Morgan report jump in first-quarter earnings

They should be made to pump it all back into society or face prosecution for treason and profiteering.
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JD Vance defends Trump amid spat with Pope Leo: ‘Stick to matters of morality’ Catholic vice-president effectively tells Leo to stay in his lane after pope criticized the White House over the Iran war

The fact that Vance doesn’t see war as a moral concern tells us everything we need to know about the grotesque little homunculus’ own grasp of morality.
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Feminists began raising the alarm about the manosphere decades ago – and we were ignored | Laurie Penny We were told we couldn’t take a joke, and that social media isn’t real life. Now the misogyny of early chatrooms and Gamergate has made its way to the White House, says journalist and feminist activis...

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