i'm coming back to bluesky because @pwyff.bsky.social told me to

Hi just posting that the photo below is a fake account. Just so people don’t get confused.

what are we doing here

i know it closet

basilio my beloved

overheard at starbucks from the staff: "if you need to crash out, crash out in the back". legends honestly

YEA and it's full of mewmews

i just ate a costco chicken bake for the first time.... my god.... i am become costco guy

IT WENT GREAT PLEASE CONTINUE CLAPPING

i have finished the internal presentation for thursday. please clap

accidentally opened a fandom link last week and my computer is still recovering

such a specific and correct take

does anyone else get that thing where you're going upstairs with a box or something and your brain forgets how to climb stairs

like at some point the autopilot switches off and you are consciously climbing stairs and then you trip? like trying to maintain a combo in a rhythm game?

1v1 me and my brass antique letter opener

filing this away in "future 2xko social media prompts for a slow news week"

i couldn't figure out how to fill in the theme for sunday's nyt crossword on mobile so i had to reveal it and it broke my streak :c

anyone who has figured out how to make fighting games look good on vertical video without huge bars

check out the smash creator tru4smash outta germany

you know how people say that their social media is listening to them

i can confirm tiktok shop has not

yeah that'll be an 8.5 to the power of fuck

i then immediately morale died because the precinct made fun of me too much and i quit my job as a cop. swings and roundabouts

i just got the disco elysium achievement where you hit an all-time low with kim

hardest achievement in a video game 😔

knowing you it could be cake

Influencer Strategist III - 2XKO

www.riotgames.com/en/work-with...

⭐️ influencer/creator/community role alert

i'm hiring a global influencer lead for 2XKO, riot's upcoming 2v2 tag team fighting game, coming 2025. looking for someone with creator exp, and working in (or being part of) the fighting game community (FGC)!

this has shocked me to my core. i've been listening to this song for 20 years

you got it

i think i watched you plating up and it seemed complicated

how do i turn off the part of my brain that minutely judges people for saying "excape" or "acrosst". it literally doesn't matter

The Hairy Rat (affectionate)🪕