I got dan dan noodles a couple weeks ago!!! They were damn damn good 😍

I got atomized in the way that all your individual atoms get separated out and then hastily reassembled so I’m rocking that “amorphous goo” look at the moment

Collection of characters from the ultimate showdown

They finally got his cowboy ass

I just want to explain, explain the circumstances I find myself in

Construction outside sounds like high-velocity marbles pouring into a glass vase

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

"Blueskee"

hi guys I know I haven't been very active lately, and I don't talk about where I'm from often, but the government made some really scary announcements today so I thought I'd share to let everyone know what's happening. here are some posts from twt for context

Ah but farmin’ too hard can you give an almanackackackackackac

you’re telling me this house holds in cum???

A Siren wearing clothes with a messy updo bun of dark hair is gracefully posed in the mirror with her head tilted away and eyes closed. Her hand is cupping the head of an invisible figure. Two streams of dark liquid flow from dots on her neck. The mirror she poses in is antique brass and silver and very ornate

Siren Posing in Mirror With Vampire Girlfriend

Put up or shut the hell up, now's the time.

tcpipeline.org

A meme of Alysa Liu based on Da Share Zone reading: JUST WALK OUT work social thing movies home class dentist figure skating too fancy weed store cops it your quick friend ships IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!! Real winners quit You can leave!! Da Gold Zone

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

Back in the day I would get pregnant

My body is a machine that turns the Death of a Salesman into the Cursed Ressurection of a Salesman

The Monday Period: Pages 1-4
#garfield #imsorryjon

I’m drinking palomas in Tacoma

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/

If anything, they should’ve leveraged Dom’s very public love of chicken tenders into a brand integration with Raising Canes (although knowing WWE it would probably be chik-fil-a)

Jacob Elordi FLOP
Margot Robbie FLOP
Emerald Fennell FLOP
Emily Brönte DEAD
Charli XCX ONE BILLION YEARS DYNASTY, WELCOME TO CUNTERING HEIGHTS

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Been in Corpus Christie for all of three hours and have already been accosted for a parking lot fight by a lady with knuckle tats that read “CASEY // ANTHONY” somehow

Tearing rotator cuffs in both shoulders from pointing aggressively at the cat, who is sitting

These tribulations blow ass, how come nobody’s grinding their vulvas together yet???

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

At this point there’s enough history there to look back on and realize that if that fan investment was ever rewarded, it was completely on accident

The regime following Vince McMahon has been just as morally bankrupt and even more creatively inept. In a time with viable alternatives for a wrestling product, I literally don’t know what the appeal of WWE is anymore, unless you’re an advertiser or a fervent racist

She looks at me like I’m her caped crusader
But I pull a minion train on Passover, the gaped Gru Seder

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

Berginer.