What a loser. He could be doing great works of art like this

He's an opposition leader to the UK Government - he's doing his job.

Me predicting that the Man Utd job would break Amorim like a bearded butterfly on a wheel driven through shit.

Reposting this one last time:

Cracking work

😂

Love this. More of this please 🙏🏻

Hope we can all find something in life we love as much as Brigitte Bardot loved getting convicted and fined for inciting racial hatred by a French court.

From Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to Zack Polanski - it's been a tumultuous year.

A very normal headline from a very normal newspaper.

Bardot started the well worn path from “oh look at the cute animals” to “all non-whites must die” that a fair few social media accounts seem to use as their template

I spoke too soon. We will lose an ongoing anachronistic national embarrassment that we have people who sit by birthright in our legislature. Let them get real jobs, by their own merit.

No.

Yes she was an animal rights activist, but we should honour the dead by highlighting *all* their activism. Bardot faced French courts five times and was convicted on each occasion for “incitement to racial hatred”, and she called Muslims “invaders” who are “destroying us, destroying our country”.

Thank fuck that's all over. #christmas

Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.

This is what true patriotism looks like!
A sad middle aged man, puffed up to look like Rod Stewart & an immigrant himself, eating ‘English’ grub in an Islamic country whilst slagging off the UK, Islam and migrants.
Charlie Muggins:
Our Fluff
Our Stain
Our Belch
Our Stray Pube.
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Ings and Vokes were brilliant together for us.

Fact-check: true

Dyche is a vastly underrated manager. I'd have him back at Burnley in a heartbeat.

Instead of banning social media, they should ban superhero films for people under 16 and over 16 and also exactly 16.

Fever To The Form

Song of the day

Nick Mulvey - Fever to the form

open.spotify.com/track/1QJnDJ...

somebody had sex with this man?

Last year Sky News was rending its garments over Starmer's free eyeglasses: WHAT INFLUENCE DID LORD ALLI BUY?

Now, RefUK get £9m from a crypto bro, they have not one word about the donor's interests; just BRAVO NIGEL, barely concealed glee, and "what a huge boost... money goes where momentum is". 🤡

So tell me again how Nigel Farage, who just took the largest ever political donation, from a Tory mega-donor, and another donation from the Viscountess wife of the non-dom owner of the Daily Mail, is planning to "take on the establishment"

Does it matter?

This is the Christopher Harborne who funded millions to the Brexit Party, gave a million to Johnson, and now £9m to Farage's own Reform PLC.

Oh, and the guy the Wall Street Journal accused of "fraud, money laundering and financing terrorism in a March 2023 article".

I'm 38.

Can't decide if this is great or tragic.

...to look like manky bumholes

Conservatives Promote JCB's 'Revolutionary' Pothole Machine While Taking Millions of Pounds in Donations from the Company Senior Conservatives have repeatedly promoted a pothole repair machine made by a company which has donated huge sums to the party and its MPs

Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform saying his former party has "lost touch with the people it was meant to serve".

He should know. When he was in Government he took a five-figure donation from JCB, then stayed silent when it axed hundreds of his constituents' jobs just two weeks later