The Strands knows what’s up

credit cards are an insane thing where if you are a person who needs one to make purchases you wouldn’t otherwise be able to afford they are fiscal suicide but if you’re someone living comfortably within your means they’re a great way to rack up a good credit score & get some cash back on purchases

Due to inflation, the Freemasons are rebranding to the 1.99masons

So much love to you. I’m so so sorry

Oh I’m so so sorry. My sweet Ripley cat passed in January and I’m still rocked from it. Sending you all the love and support

He had me mixed up with another employee. Still don’t know how he thought this week was last week

My manager thinks I was supposed to be in today and tells me I’m looking at the schedule wrong. My schedule, both views, shows nothing for today. I said I wasn’t available today anyway a couple weeks ago. I’m waiting for him to call me to sort this out. Apparently this view is last week’s schedule.

Ah the joys of retail bullshit

😂

Holy hell I love those

Those are such Sam pants

My teammates at work covered my desk in paper and filled my cube with 218 balloons

🎵We’re goin’ down, down
In a Scooby Doo town.
And sugar, I am Old Man Jenkins.
Dressed as a raci’lly insensitive spirit…
As long as no kids start meddlin’
I’ll get away with it.🎵

Call me the roof of the Notre Dame in 2019 the way I’m so burnt out

Soon it’ll be time to record 1968! What tunes from that year are you still bumping?

HELL YEAH SAM U RULE AND HAVE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE

A devastating revelation that my new medication strongly disagrees with hot sauces and the violent vomiting side effect can kick in with strong enough or very vinegar forward hot sauces

Made 50 copies of these for @jococruise.bsky.social and they’re already all gone 😭

This is the first time ive put out my zines for “the masses” and it’s cool that people are curious about my sick passion for graphic design

Anyways here’s the last page (Instagram.com/bydidimeng for the full zine!)

2 cartoon figures. One says: "let me ask ChatGPT," to which the other one reacts with the The Sims negative interaction moodlet: two people holding hands and double red minus signs.

I love working three jobs and still dealing with double-charges, unexpected autodrafts, and being broke all the time. It's so fun to live these days.

Quote: I guess we’ll go look at Star Hobbit things then
Shua, at Game Theory after losing Tsuro

AGAIN:

Sent an email to a Coming Soon escape room asking if they need part time help for once they open. I’d love this more than the other part time job I’ve been (very slowly) starting and either one is hopefully going to replace Instacart. Fingers crossed I get an interview!

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

Gender fuckery for a wedding today

I chose violence in the work chat today

Ah shit

After a steamy message mishap last night I have decided to title my autobiography "Mortifying and Hilarious".

New @kelprabbit.bsky.social earrings! Can’t wait to show off the other pair too! Such great design from Kelp Rabbit!

We’re recording 1969 soon! What’s your favorite song from that year?