a had like a gud 12 ideas for sum funny hings to say but i forgor

low quality music..... hurrmmmm

Nothing really remotely interestin to talk about today

Oooh how flatterin! A comic retelling me life im such a celebrity 😉

Profile picture is of me when i was young and beautiful…x now i am hideous and scarred

I hate when car2n characters break the fourth wall. Elliot got me onto some 2010’s kids sitcom tv show and they broke the 4th wall half way through and it pissed me off so bad i had to stop watching it…

ROCK DJ BY ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS A FUCKING MASTERPIECE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

Greg should join blusky. I shud ask him or pester him later about it

Whys it that i will eithr sleep 30 mins or 23 hrs? Wats the deal wit that?

Got a new phone. Fckin motarola flip phone. More like flip u!! Lolz. Can only type like an illiterate bcuz numbers lol.

Sigh.. i used 2 be real awesum lookin n now im nat…

Nothing to smile about in my life…

I was young and beautiful… er I mean not me thats not me haha

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Christmas was fun i need to sleep. Getting too old for this

Oooh how flattering! 😋

No my asshole burns.

And cheese. Thats another one to avoid

I need to stop eating spicy shit before i go to sleep…

I only know one other orange tabby and i can confirm

Nuh uh.

I will! Ill do it after im done eating my really spicy noodles (yeah i can handle em… not much people can but i can)

You just have no faith in me

These are nice but mine are better.

Friendless once more… :(

I never mentioned your name you just exposed yourself

My friend made me post this.

I love saying bad word and slurs sometimes… rlly rolls off the tongue.

Uh 🙁

a poster that says good night everyone with a shooting star in the sky ALT: a poster that says good night everyone with a shooting star in the sky

Goodnight #Bluesky

Definitely a better app than the other cesspits ive used…