"It’s not the waking, it’s the rising" I mutter to myself as I lean over to hit snooze for the 1,001st time

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OOF

Have all the cowboys turned into finance bros and music execs?

“most likely about her boyfriend” ok sure Chad

sidenote reading the genius commentary on olivia knowing what the song means makes me feel sad and disappointed for how people think you’re supposed to read a song

Olivia Rodrigo - Just Like Heaven (ft. Robert Smith) | Glastonbury 2025 YouTube video by BBC Music

flashback to when Olivia Rodrigo played Just Like Heaven with Robert Smith at Glastonbury last year bc that song is one of my top 10 youtu.be/MDTlUtrzeFI

framing the technology in language that makes it seem more human is deliberate. It’s social manipulation.

reach out your hand, if your cup be empty
if your cup is full, may it be again

it’s always some guy from ohio

A screen shot of my notifications showing a red banner displaying “InternalServerError"

Could be worse, in hell they’re getting infernal server error

Not if I have anything to say about it!

no, I wont go to the wedding
it says nothing about my life
hang the dj

Oh, is it?

Let’s dance

can’t rate limit vinyl

a close up of a person 's mouth with a daisy in it ALT: a close up of a person 's mouth with a daisy in it

today is a hozier day and that is that

political poetry

I had become a casualty of the living

Ideas have a life of their own, and can’t be stopped

What would the neighborhood think?

What would my kids think?

I was hungry, angry, lonely, tired

I worried what others would think

I had to work

I stopped writing because...

tomorrow is tax day and I’m a taxed gay

literally stole all our fucking style, cadence and rizz and wants to feed it back to me? No

Just had an ai littered cloud collaboration tool ask me if I wanted to improve my writing...

get the fuck out of here with that, rude little machine

What's your alma mater? Mine is FolkMore University (a dusty restaurant in an abandoned mall in a secluded northeast area)

sorry i will go back to being curmudgeon and delinquent gaylor studies postgraduate certificate holder