A picture of a fried shrimp po' boy with lettuce and tomatoes on a white plate with crinkle-cut fries; a pint of golden-colored beer sits behind the plate

I could not have lived with myself if I had come to Louisiana for the first time in a quarter century and not eaten a fried shrimp po' boy.

Perhaps a miracle in and of itself.

Great street name for a rapper from Louisiana

Touch yourself in your naughty place. If it hurts, wash again. Repeat.

Thank you for your insights! Seems like I have more research to do then.

This is relevant to my interests as I'm in the market for a pair of earbuds! Honestly all I care about in a set of earbuds is that they don't have the stupid touch controls on them. There's nothing worse than rolling on my side in bed and pausing the audio. Any chance either of these are untainted?

Great thread! As the dad of a first grader and a pre-kindergartner, I've really come to enjoy seeing the artwork that their classes come up with. The imagination these kids have is inspiring when I begin to feel as if my capacity for creative expression has been exhausted.

Damn, that stove is *clean*

A magnetic word board with the words spelling out "spring is plant?"

A magnetic word board with the words spelling out "give me a good day"

Absolutely incredible stuff courtesy of the magnetic word board in the children's section of our neighborhood library.

Ingesting over-the-counter medication as a treat

Well, to be fair, you did warn us

WHAT'S THE CHARGE? A SUCCULENT AMERICAN MEAL?

A screenshot from a LiveScience Web page, with the text reading as follows: Health > Anatomy Scientists mapped all the nerves of the clitoris for the first time News By Lauren Schneider published 23 hours ago High-resolution X-ray offers a new look at an understudied organ: the clitoris,

This is great work. Another map men will claim not to need and refuse to use!

Kids still be like I DON'T CARE MOOOOOOM, I WANT THE LEAD NUGGIES!

Singing this to the tune of the verses in "We Didn't Start The Fire"

Loved Slutty Masseuse when I saw them at The Massage Parlor for SXSW 2010. Whatever happened to them?

THE EMOTIONAL LABOR OF EVERYONE AROUND YOU?!?

I might suggest generating a listing and looking at the generated assembly where that macro is used. Should be pretty straightforward to read given that it should consist basically of code that should compile to IN and OUT instructions.

I know, right? We ended up applying for their Canadian passports immediately thereafter, and I was floored that we had them in hand in less than three weeks. Really puts the American State Department to shame.

DADDY I FORGOT MY MONSTER TRUCKS AT HOME!

Did this for my kids who derive their Canadian citizenship through me about a year ago. Compared to my experiences with INS/USCIS, this was practically rocket speed as it took only nine weeks from the time I couriered the documents to Gatineau to the time my kids got their certificates in the mail.

If I were an astronaut on my first trip into space as part of the Artemis mission, I'd keep jokingly ask my fellow astronauts "Are we there yet? How about now? What about now?" This is how I would ingratiate myself with them.

My kids' first Jesus knowledge was when they asked a kid 2yrs older about a crucifix on the wall. Their takeaway: "There was a guy, and people didn't like what he had to say, so they killed him and made him into a T shape and shrunk him down. Then they made copies of him to sell to people."

😞

You're bound to see it eventually, but the Duke/UConn ending will go down as an all-timer. I will say no more.

I'm so sorry to hear this.

Unfortunately formatted hand written sign at the March 28th No Kings protest in New Haven saying "War crimes don't hide sex crimes", but it also can be read as War don't sex. Crimes hide crimes"

WAR DON'T SEX

CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

A hand-drawn sign with Hank Hill wearing an American flag and looking askance at caricatures of Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and the head of Palantir whose name I don't recall, and the text reading "Them Tech Boys AIN'T RIGHT!"

A man wearing a blue inflatable dumpster fire costume holding up a hand-lettered sign that says "NO WAR"

A picture of two handwritten signs side by side, the first sign reading "This Is The WORST SEQUEL EVER" and the other reading "KNEW IT'D BE BAD BUT HOLY SHIT"

A picture of a sign bearing a caricature of Donald Trump, shirtless and wearing a pink tutu and holding up a golden wand and wearing a golden crown; the text reads "HE'S NO KING/ JUST A PETTY, PRISSY PRINCESS"

Came for the signs and the second-hand weed smoke. Was not disappointed on either front. #NoKings

A picture of a crowd at a protest in front of Austin's City Hall, many of whose participants are holding up protest signs

Let's fucking go. #NoKings

Constantly abusing drugs and alcohol. Sniffing markers and moth balls. Just a total, cautionary mess.