“Good morning” “good morning” *shakes hands over a spit roasted bottom*

We will just have to recreate, if they are 👀

And you f-slurs can get it to #1 🔫

This ain’t even resting tree stretch or whatever. Just full body motionless on the ground since I got here. They’re alive. I see them check their phone now & again

They’ve been laying on the gym’s only two yoga mats for half an hour 😭😭 girls some of us are actually here to work out

Morning fellow dad

the house down

Happy birthday 🤤🤤🤤

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10 years ago tech companies were like “we’ve got free yoga in the office” now they’re like “we love war and white supremacy”

Lady Gaga with Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, and Stanley Tucci on the red carpet at the premiere of "The Devil Wears Prada 2" in NYC.

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I’ll start looking at flights. One sec

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If *he* tonight…

Me after I hit the “follow back” button

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Fr! “Cook at home with friends to save money instead of going out” *ends up spending roughly the same amount on food supplies*

going out to eat less also means I’m drinking less! And my little treats tend to be like candy than an item like a vinyl 😭

Could even more, but yes I have been less as well :( especially during my alcohol break

Oh my god 😵‍💫🤤🤤