Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Umami Caroline

Err, marijuana’s a Spanish word

MJ was also not white. White guys should not wear those.

What if the moon was made of ribs, would you eat it then?

A Rubik’s cube with straggly hair all over it

Pubic’s cube

It’s a good thing the US strategic oil reserves were below 60% when we started this dumb ass war.

Next he should do white people. They were the first "invaders".

That's how I pronounce it in my brain every time I read it...

Kushner doesn't even have a role in government. He has no business being part of this. Marco Rubio should be there, and the State Department is nowhere to be found.

folding a fitted sheet YouTube video by CrackerMilk

On the risks of folding fitted sheets.

www.youtube.com/shorts/rNNIO...

This is segment is getting FAR more views now than anything McDonalds prepared for Inside The NBA 😭😭😭

Weird, I can see his post but not what he is replying to.

Gross

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

Pulp Fiction: snorting fat rails of heroin is great!

Seems like the right blend...

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

In California, I'd say most are onboard with this. Or at least it won't hurt his chances much.

Pretty against the whole reboot phenomenon but will make an exception for AIRBUD: the Squirreling

Perfect analogy of Trump opening the Strait of Hormuz. 🤣

Everyone, please keep the noise down - @bsky.app is still recovering from yesterday

I got jealous for a minute, I read that as most men have eggos and I want some

I think the weirdest part of that story is that it took place in Lancaster.

🥴😆

Yeah, it's busted.

Gotta keep ‘em perky!

I felt great though

I bet that honky has never even been to Europe

I have back problems, so I had a bottle full of tylenol and some other pills to take on a flight, and a bottle with about eight 5mg oxycodone. I downed the wrong bottle on the plane and landed to visit family the second highest I had been in my entire life.

Howv far are you from where it grows? I'm glad I live relatively close to where a lot of things are grown, we have high but still somewhat affordable prices. Or we can always 5 finger discount at the field if things are dire.