Can anyone teach me how to meow better it’s to impress a girl

Sydney Weenie

[At the library] Yeah this is where my brother started shrinking and got so small he died

Is that a stiffened sock due to years of isolation and loneliness or ya just happy to see me

Joikin (my peanuts) it off at the scene of the crime (inside sock)

[sucking his dick] why him?

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I watch One Piece the way dude bros watch football

Fuck my chungus ass life

oh honey little caesars is just fine. the big ones scare me

Little Caesars and some light moaning tonight princess ?

She’s got the Little Caesars app on her phone I am going to moan

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey -The Onion

6-Year-Old Shits Out Half-Assed Hand Turkey

Erm chat bloomfie might have a physical form outside of the puter

Erm nature might be goated

Try sitting down

She Blue on my Sky till I Skeet

You see that? That’s a little version of me. I wanted you to have it.

The whole world is my goon cave

Thank you for including me <3

I’ve got the prettiest boy underwear on in this entire Trader Joe’s

If I had boobs I’d let the bloomf’s slap em around a little bit

I may be a boy but I will be your lesbian wife

I don’t need a wife I need a computer and cigarettes

I’d watch the simpsons if they weren’t always yellow