I want to go to the gym but I'm always so tired from work 😔

see I'm also a lightweight I just HATE the taste of alcohol 😔 i can get down pickle shots tho?

they need to invent a way to get drunk with only one shot that actually taste good

If you don’t have any post on your page I’m not following you back 🤷🏾‍♀️ it’s giving bot/fake profile

stardew valley has refused to release it's capitalistic grip on me

oh....

they just followed me...i'm scared

my spotify wrapped was unsurprising...

and fuck past me for signing up for extra shifts that they knew damn well future me would not want to do 🗣️

I love being able to communicate with my friends about issues or things they have done that hurt or upset me and that we can have normal adult conversations about this and be understanding of each other .. it is epic

the secret?? all weed is the weed that makes u gay

it actually goes so hard that andrew tate was banned immediately

nothing angers me more than seeing literal stardust shaped by the softest hands of the universe in the form of a woman with a man that looks like poop from an ass

love this app so far but...skeets? don't pmo

thank you for sharing!

that's actually super fascinating, I can't blame Twitter's original owner for going for the bag, but the fall of twitter after Musty took over is historical

so what's bluesky's lore? where'd it come from? why is it less vile?

white person wearing rings on their index and middle finger holds a joint with a filter in the palm of their left hand

autism be damned this bitch can roll

I SAID SORRY

any we love mascs in all forms ! lover mascs ! loser mascs ! dorky mascs ! macho mascs ! bimbo mascs ! tough mascs ! soft mascs ! tall mascs ! short mascs ! corny mascs ! shy mascs ! bold mascs ! all of u are loved !!!

fighting for my life in the bathroom and my cat is begging to come in and see my suffering 😔 a sadist just like his daddy

decided this is my safe space for stoned thoughts. stone(d) butch blues if you will

i adore my locs and others locs but if I had the patience to maintain natural hair i'd definitely wear it out 24/7

does that maintenance sound fulfilling to you?

If I know the ad libs on the song, THAT'S the part that I'm singing!