my husband started making me snack packs, bc I have trouble eating food sometimes. each one has apples, cheese, crackers and jerky. and then a 5th thing.

today's 5th thing is dinosaur fruit snacks

oooooogh I can't function its so cute!!!

when you post like a pervert you lose those who are lost but gain those who are enlightened by the forces of toxic yaoi

DONT THREATEN ME W A GOOD TIME AMY!!

too much politics on my timeline. suggest to me horny, unhinged final fantasy people to follow

pls. I can't breathe.

YES. PLS. Amy it's my favorite of all time and only fives has ever drawn it! (and were blessed for that)

housewife adventure: my husband threw my dish sponges away right in front of my face. He then immediately replaced them w brand new sponges and the rollercoaster of emotions I felt sucked. when did I become *this* person... I used to be cool!

adventures in housewifing: dreading going shopping at a certain grocery store bc their paper bags are a bitch to fold and put away.

E's accahdecco y punat ruicafeva, cu es maynhehk Al Bhed.

I was doing Caleb's 1st myth and I got so engrossed I forgot to eat lunch

it doesn't seem to have a name. the bathroom smells like whatever "tangerine and sweaty skin" smells like ig

loving this event, but still no card and I'm out of pulls. hopefully I can get it, i hit pity and got a different Caleb card so if I can get another 5 star it's mine. the caveat being: I am incredibly unlucky.

I cam smell the sol de Janeiro that got sprayed in the bathroom in the bedroom, which is up the hall. which scent is it today?

my gender is male. I'm perfectly happy being a boy. But, my online persona is a girl, so she/her pronouns are fine, too.

my entire bathroom has smelled like 91 all day. it is everlasting. it's in my nose forever.

alisaie spent all of 24 hours in her canon outfit before I redressed her lol

(alphinaud belongs to my husband)

a webkinz gray and white cat plush wearing a white shirt. the collar has white and blue stripes and a little blue bow.

a webkinz gray and white cat in the cup holder of a grocery store cart.

someone on reddit gave me this shirt for Bonko. I put it right on him when it came this morning. then I took him grocery shopping w us, and he had his own seat!

a webkinz gray and white cat plush with its face in a McDonald's cardboard cut out.

Bonko went to McDonald's land

#webkinz #kinzposting #bonkoadventures

Panel 1: Lahabrea holds the back of Thancred's head. Lahabrea: Is honesty really so beyond you... Panel 2: Lahabrea peers down, impassively. Lahabrea: ... that you'd lick your wounds whilst your seed cools inside her? Panel 3: Lahabrea leans in again, grabbing Thancred's chin. Lahabrea: Does it not please you, to have staked your claim? Panel 4: Lahabrea smiles, his hand that was once at Thancrd's chin trialing down his neck to play with the necklace he's cursed him with. Lahabrea: Or did this conquest not suffice in slaking your thirst? Thancred: I-- Wait-- Lahabrea: Shall we wake her?

Panel 1: Thancred begs, eyes squinted shut: No-- Stop- please-- Panel 2: He wakes up with a start. Panel 3: A shot from above: Thancred clings to the threadbare sheets of his bedroll, next to Minfilia of the First (Ryne) curled up in her own bedroll beside him. Their respective weapons lay on the ground next to them. Light floods in from the open slit of the tent. Panel 4: Thancred breathes heavily as he presses a hand to his head. Panel 5: He looks to the side where Ryne is fast asleep, and--

Panel 1: A vision of Lahabrea peers back from the shadows, sat next to Minfilia of the First. Only the hint of an arm and leg and the red of his glyph visible in the dark. Panel 2: Lahabrea raises a finger to his lips: "Shh..." Panel 3: Lahabrea: "You'll wake her." Thancred looks at the illusion, eyes wide in horror.

Panel 1: Thancred reaches with a shaking hand for the flask by his bed. Panel 2: Thancred drinks deep. Panel 3: Out in the smothering light of the First, Thancred sits on a stump near their tent, slumped over. He rubs the back of his neck, eyes downcast. He trembles. The end

A nightmare, or perhaps a memory (end)

lahabrea/thancred/minfilia | cw: ptsd, possession, noncon, dubcon

(part 4/4)

ty b 🥰

a keychain photo frame with a picture of a very angry Asahi Brutus from critically acclaimed mmo final fantasy 14 in it. it is decorated with hearts and other cute bits, and the keychain part is a pink ribbon with candy hearts that say "love" on them in a repeating pattern.

finished my picture frame keychain! now when I miss him I can just look at it and smile

#ffxiv #xiv #finalfantasyxiv #stormblood #asahisasbrutus #wolshipping

keychain picture frame time! it's not hard to guess which blorbo will be going in this...

sure thing! no eta just yet, but sometime in the fall they're making some kind of announcement at a video game show. I can't imagine what else it'd be but more info on the mmo, but we'll see!

that's so fair. it's defs different than it was, since around 2022 they've worked to make it a lot better, and they're allegedly working on a browser based mmo that might be seriously awesome. I think a surprising amnt of people still play it, w more people filtering in daily. It's wild!

come watch a bug breathe with me

my ass still plays it lmao. it's defs not the same as that crisp 2005 era but my little heart is so full w my entire line of painted pets!