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My favorite scene from the Bible

Raleigh, NC🌛May 6 + 7
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Josie Qu is an Asian woman wearing a sheer dark orange set. She is looking up coyly from her reposed position on the couch

Instead of paying your taxes, you should perhaps be paying me :)

People with Mars in water signs have excellent rhythm

Indianapolis has been lovely as always, and so looking forward to Detroit tomorrow through the 10th!

Bondassage®️

Every time

Stupid here is relative term like they are squeezing the market for all it's got

And that's what M&M Enterprises is all about

Milo Minderbinder Is one of my favorite fictional characters

Its worth the footwork, and if all else fails, there's always a trip to Vietnam

We’re glad it’s TACO Tuesday! 🌮

[checks notes] you are correct

Anywhere they are making the bánh with rice flour instead of wheat for the perfect airy texture inside and super crunchy crust 😋

It's on the edge of becoming the boy who cried wolf

I was just reminiscing that one of the best things about being Gen X was getting to enjoy Kanye's music for years before whatever happened happened, without any kind of forensic critical analysis

I'm grappling with this myself

Vaughn with a dagger and chainmail as well as halo standing in a forest.

When I say “Happy Easter” I mean meet me in the woods to commune with the hares and welcome the Persephone from Hell, her winter home.

I remember Dana Carvey on SNL imitating Bush Sr. with the phrase "New World Order" and all that is to say that the GOP has been playing a long game

Among all its deserved acoladas, this was also a great book for insomnia

They are certainly railing lines *during* the meetings

Noodles for breakfast is an elite choice

No one thought it was strong. The entirety of the Cold War and the secondary arenas of the Cold War where actual hot wars happened... that was all to make the world safe for democracy. And of course, not really, but anyway democracy has always been presented as fragile

Good Friday?

Jello Biafra told us all of this would happen in like 1981 but we were too comfortable to change anything

My mother used to tell me all the time, “until it happens, it’s all just talk” and I think about that every time a man wastes a split second of my life after promising to send a deposit 🤡

“amoebae leave no fossils. They haven’t any bones. (No teeth, no belt buckles, no wedding rings.) It is impossible, therefore, to determine how long amoebae have been on Earth.” Tom Robbin’s eccentric novel Even Cowgirls Get the Blues was first published on this date in 1976 by Houghton Mifflin.