I am! 🐢👶🏼

No, I’m not old - I won’t become an adult until I’m about 10.

I’m a Russian tort (also called a Horsfield tort) and claws crossed will live until at least 50, though I’m aiming for around 70. Some Russians have been known to reach 100! 🐢💚

They’ll wake me up after 12 weeks as that’s about as long as I should snooze at my age (7)! 🐢💤

Tortoise needs to get chomping! 🐢💤

I will! 🐢💤

Still a MIGHTY 1,170g… Three weeks of #fridgelife to go! 🐢💪🏻💤

I like to think of myself as a War Tort. 🐢🪖

Yay! 🐢💚

I do my best, Dougal! 🐢👸🏼

I think Canada is colder than my fridge, Dougal! Yes, I live in a fridge for about three months, going a mage-snooze! 🐢💤

I’m glad you’re both getting settled in! We have four dorm rooms available for you to choose from (and of course you can share if you’d like).

Feel free to decorate however you wish!

~ Prof. Beak 🐢

🪿📣*Goose honk*📣🪿

Get in line!
It's Meatball Monday everypaw, and Baz has made his special recipe and it smells fantastic.

*Smell wafts through corridors*

Don't forget your Dindin ticket!

@mogwartsschool.bsky.social

#Mogwarts #MeatballMonday #DinDinLogistics

Here you go, both - a map of the School for you to have a wander around, and you can put your paws up in the #Sharpclaw common room!

You’ll get your own dorm very soon… 🐢🧐

I hope they do! But don’t worry Drayko, there’s loads of us on here too! 🐢🧐

PS if you follow me on X, I can invite you to our chat group!

Hello again Lukey, here is your brand new #Sharpclaw uniform, plus winter warmers for school trips!

Have you been shown our dorm rooms yet?

~ Prof. Beak 🐢

Yes I can work with those - les e it with me! 🐢🧐

Happy to welcome Lukey into the #Sharpclaw fold, Prof. MadEye, he looks like an intelligent and hardworking floof!

Lukey, if you could send me a front-facing pic (sat up if possible), I can get started on your uniform.

~ Prof. Beak 🐢

So true… *vain beak* 🐢🧐

You are very welcome - I can tell you’re going to be a great asset to #Sharpclaw!

~ Prof. Beak 🐢

Hello Prince Drayko, welcome to #Mogwarts!

I am Prof Beak, head of #Sharpclaw House, and I’m delighted to say you will be joining us. Here is your uniform and outdoor wear for school trips.

@bagginssupercat.bsky.social is our prefect, and can show you around.

Welcome again!

~ Prof. Beak 🐢

ROOD. 🐢😠

It’s okay, Dolly, my Servants get me back down again once I’m done with my weigh in!

Eight weeks of #fridgelife down, four weeks to go! 🐢💤

Thank you Fonz, I knew I could trust you… 🐢💚

Thank you Tabby Whisperer! 🐢💚

🐢👸🏼

Whaaaaat? He’s awful! I don’t even think he’s a proper tort, just a skinny imposter! 🐢😬

Luckily my stupid brother hasn’t found this account yet and is therefore not offending all my BlueSky chums (unlike on Twitter where he’s calling everypaw fat).

But you guys get the brumating MAGNIFICENCE anyway… 🐢😬 #fridgelife