REAL

a cartoon character named spongebob squarepants is standing in the sand Alt: spongebob squarepants doing some warm up punches and kicks

put ‘em up

same! i know so many people who just have their phone on them and don’t carry a wallet at all

do you carry cash in your wallet

whatcha getting??

oh my god i’m going on vacation soon yaaaaaaaayayay

scrambled eggs with some crispy corned beef hash that i made for lunch

breakfast for lunch in an ice cream bowl

gravity feels extra heavy today

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

omg nooooo

every once in a while i have to stab just one of my earlobes bc the piercing gun was crooked when they pierced my lobe at claire’s lmao

more often than i’d like to admit

i haven’t played much of the game but i just started playing outer wilds on pc. there’s a version for switch as well!

REAL

like carpet

check it out i’m in the house

ur so brave 🫡 gl

sometimes u just gotta hit ur head on a bouncy surface repeatedly to get the brain working

hi high i’m also high

no literally why are you worried about My debt when we are in debt in the Trillions! it doesn’t matter anymore!

absolutely brutal

tuckered out from biting his mother!

wait that’s such a good way to describe it! it kinda feels like my nervous system goes through a forced reset 🫠 we really out here😅

genuinely one of the hardest episodes for me to watch because it was made so well, so heart wrenching. and i can always feel the dread when the preview plays but once i start watching the episode i can’t look away

i need someone at work to provide the constant positive feedback Houston is sending to Artemis

so real, the brain zaps always make me feel extra terrible. hope you get a chance to take a break and recover a bit

To those still complaining about Artemis 2:

We spend 100× more on killing people for oil profits, but yeah, NASA’s the problem. 🤦🏽‍♀️

NASA: $25B
Defense: $901B
That’s 36 NASAs.

Space programs have driven major advancements in science, medicine, and technology, real benefits for humanity.

pro pickle !!

rn im doing that spider man pointing at himself meme bc i am also a barista at a (partially gf) shop