"Are you sure the gas leak isn't back?" You cannot begin to fathom the significance of that which you so flippantly invoke. That which I had to metamorphose into something unrecognizable to understand and reclaim and forgive and move beyond. I am an empty ocean. I was a good kid.
ME: Sorry I can't remember your names. I don't know how many of us are going to be around in a little while.
REGULAR AT MY RESTAURANT: It's okay. I come here cause I don't know how to cook!
HIS WIFE: He's Grisham, but yes, he's doomed. And I'm Maryann. And I still need my red.
white trash is a white supremacist term
ME: He just wasn't any good in the sack. You know what that means?
MY CAGE DOG WHO I GOT SO I HAD SOMETHING TO KEEP IN MY CAGE: Auu
ME: I'm so glad we can talk like grown ups now. You're my little grown up. You saved me.
good morning. today is a day to celebrate the return.. the resurrection of a beloved icon. YES: today marks the day the daily manga thread comes back from the dead! in the name of media and cultural literacy i will be reading a volume of manga every single day without fail even once ever. day 1:
valter is kinda like a tgirl to me
This is not actually Werner Herzog but it is the essence of Werner Herzog
Fuck off more carefully.
AMAB-only housing
chat can someone buy me chinese cigarettes i will pay for them but i live in the middle of nowhere and i want chinese cigarettes
i need to post more it’s tragicccc
ty ty <3
instructions unclear i’m frotting with marvin the martian
fantastic weekend omfg
"autism" is a terribly dated misnomer. "Omnipartism" is probably a better description for how my mind actually works. A drown-swim in oceans of fractalesque detail, a double-pendulative bizarro-dance of singleton focus and overwhelmed un-mind. Requisite variety only by fine-grained familiarity.
reskeet this if you’re a trans woman who has never been on 4chan or kiwifarms. Just trying to see something
next trip in may!! i’m so excited
every time i go to london it becomes less “vacation in a foreign city” and more “visiting family who lives far away” and i think that’s beautiful
my friend @/reesecha.bsky.social knows a bunch of tea importers in the mainland who lowkey might be able to hook u up
Dark magician girl in the 1996 era pokemon style
lmk what u figure out cuz i hate Off
small scale ant control on the household level is fine, it’d be calling an exterminator for an anthill that isn’t bothering anything that would be ecologically problematic
unrelated but how did you possibly manage to make the text in a screenshot off kilter like this
Drawing of my rat fursona looking down at the viewer while holding a gun in a grimy bathroom.
I'm undergoing a special kind of therapy to turn my suicidal ideation into homicidal ideation.
everyone know that Liu Bei slept in a big bed with his butt buddy Zhao Yun but it cannot be overstated how rabidly horny Sima Yi was and that maybe his sheer amount of children was the reason the Jin Dynasty succeeded in couping Cao Wei
inside you are two wolves. one is screaming at you to gain weight one is screaming at you to lose weight. your weight is stable
bsky.app/profile/pudd...
A Texas school district has banned HOW LONG TIL BLACK FUTURE MONTH, along with over 1500 other books. Mine was kicked bc it's labeled for adults, which is true. But so are every one of my books, which are available in most schools.
That's the only one with "Black" in the title, tho.