If you live locally and I haven't seen you in three months then we're not really friends and more like casual acquaintances.

I like that "liberals" can be replaced with any other label and still be accurate.

I lost the Bible my mom gave me. So I took one of the free Gideon's Bibles when I was at a motel.

I haven't had any idea what gas prices were in the last 12 years.

Sometimes I take a break from being incredibly angry about all that’s going on to just be sad and grieve for a while. It’s like CrossFit.

They put an orange turd in office, twice. So 🤷‍♂️...

Nobody heard a gunshot? While you were standing around the scene? Liars!

Not only is it still on Netflix but it's their #9 top movie as of yesterday.

When they stupidly gave us Hilary I voted for Bernie. I'm in a solidly blue state so no loss there. But I made damn sure to vote for Kamala. I'll vote outside the two-party system when it's not a shit show.

My wife just told me this tidbit of information, and I think it's true: "One out of three Trump supporters is every bit as stupid as the other two."

You're supposed to be traveling towards the camera on that side of the street, so those are fun wheelchair jumps.

Give the front wheel to a friend, then it becomes luggage. Reassemble at destination.

In a democracy the majority will always oppress the minority. It's a horrible system because people are greedy. A democratic Republic isn't much better.

They gave us the orange turd the first time and emboldened it.

And the seagull has a cold sore.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

Some great news.

We lost one whole hour of this nightmare of a presidency this weekend.

So there is that.

I wonder how many of the stolen bikes were locked up in the storage rooms. I lock my bike inside my locked garage. If somebody is going to steal it they at least have to carry it.

Delete it. Your brain will thank you.

It spins more!

Too late, she already lost my vote.

The entire reason we have the second amendment is so that state police can fend off federal forces. Why is this not happening? Why are all the blue governor's hiding?

Protester walking: *protests in the street* MAGA driving: It should be legal to run you over! Protester driving: *attempts to leave protest* MAGA walking: I walked in front of your vehicle and it startled me so I'm going to murder you!

I don't even consider this a swear, just a friendly adjective.

I like the use of a tensioner to get belt drive on a bike without a belt drive breakout.

If that was my delivery person I'd triple their tip. Bicycle delivery people already get an extra tip from me. And deliver drivers that park illegally get 1 star.

Pretty much every town.

Have a blanket like that and can confirm it's biscuits bait.

Sadly, I don't believe anything from a .gov account anymore.