anyway we’re having nandos and watching hockey

i really like my coworkers a lot and spending time with them, how embarrassing

u simply would not BELIEVE how fast my team can strike an event for 800+ people, we are incredible at cleaning up and going home on time

i absolutely love and adore kids and that is why i have dedicated my professional working hours to them. which have a hard daily end time enforced by the union.

no bragmo but all my coworkers’ children are sick and ill and vomitting out of every orifice and they all want to die fieri, meanwhile after work my beautiful wife and i are going to sleep in a free fancy hotel room and eat chicken in a big bed

that 2:30 feeling (miss my wife)

am i allowed to feel proud of my therapist for opening her own practice?? im just very happy for her! also its nice that my neuroses played a role in her success, they might as well be profitable for someone for once

i have tried the dunkin banana cold foam. and it is okay.

got some mini fine art paintings in mini frames so i can make my wife a mini art gallery (wife is regular size)

this ovi retrospective…

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

“sorry i frew up in zero gravity u guys” 🥺👉👈

i would get sooooo nauseous in space

i reread this whole trilogy in early pandemic when i was doing Very Good and frankly it was one of the better choices i made

i think living on the razors edge of both mass and individual human catastrophe for so long is doing GREAT things for my naturally inclination to be anxious

great now i have to tell my therapist how i forgot my girlfriend has a hair appointment tonight and when i got home to an empty apartment i went straight to “well she’s almost certainly dead, im a widow now…”

they have to give me a cattle prod. i would fix everything.

i love to wait fifteen minutes for a bus at rush hour only to have it break down after four stops because some FUNKY FACED BITCH couldn’t understand STANDING CLEAR OF THE BACK DOOR!!!!

they gotta release me back into the wild, man

i know i’m overstating bc of personal proximity but i rly do think if you guys knew how ass backwardsly ran the library is at a high level you would spit on the ground in disgust

i just don’t understand, man. being a person who’s alive in the world is the most incredible thing. and it means nothing to these ghouls. i’ll never ever understand. god willing i will never understand a single iota.

everything just hurts the soul so bad lately

You know what? I'll admit it. The credible threat by a madman to wipe out a nation of 90 million people for basically no reason (presumably using nuclear weapons) successfully distracted me. I am now distracted.

waiting on an important ~deliverable from another department at work with an original deadline of january 17th

the levels of elite impunity we are seeing now and the levels of war crimes we are seeing now are two aspects of the same path of historical development. right now they see war as our problem (and their investment opportunity). it is world historically important that we make war their problem again

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do u guys wanna see pierre doing something weird with his foot. since everything else makes me feel INSANE!!!!

damn this is an EXTREMELY dudes rock music video… wish i coulda been there…

mom is texting me her suspicions that the at least some of the music video for “american band” by grand funk railroad was shot in front of our cabin. and i think she’s right…

the drain on our balcony was clogged and it made an INCREDIBLE glugging sound when i unclogged it