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Posts by Alterbator

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patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face
6 hours ago 1 0 0 0

That hotel lighting was made for this moment.

6 hours ago 1 0 0 0

You get hotter and hotter everyday I swear.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I do! 😝 I’d probably last about 10 seconds tho.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

Looks like you need someone to spoon you. Something to fill that hole while you nap

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

That precum is driving me insane in the best way. 😈

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Your grangran is hilarious πŸ˜‚

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Damn. Do we get to see the results? πŸ₯΅ are you leaking precum perhaps?

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

You made me cum πŸ™ˆ

5 days ago 1 0 1 0

I blame my nap addiction on my cats for sure πŸ˜‚ always making me sleepy in the afternoons

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Yes of course! It’s part of the Midwest dialect now I think πŸ˜‚

2 weeks ago 1 1 1 0

It’ll grow out soon. Now you can pretend that to be in disguise πŸ₯Έ

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a pink cartoon character with its tongue hanging out and the words you is my favorite ALT: a pink cartoon character with its tongue hanging out and the words you is my favorite
3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

You can sit or stand, up to you. As long as you let me have a lick πŸ‘…

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a close up of a man 's face with the words both things can be true below it ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words both things can be true below it
4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Favorite thing πŸ˜‰

4 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

That’s super quick though you must be good at oral I mean have a very hygienic mouth

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Definitely worth it! Go to someone you trust to do a good job. 30 minutes is definitely doable… are you sure you aren’t just upset about the waking up early part? πŸ˜‚

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Caught my old man mid yawn and it’s perfectly summing up Monday so far

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

I had that happen in my old Chevy Volt … to 2 different windows like 6 months apart. I think the switches just get warn out or something.

1 month ago 1 1 0 0
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a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt open ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt open

Looks like your prostate is itching and you’ve gone feral 😈 . You need someone to scratch that itch. πŸ‘… πŸ† πŸ’¦

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We have till 2027 still πŸ˜‚

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

Omg 😳 it’s beautiful. Perfect gift 🀀

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Thank you 😊 36 today πŸ˜…

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

It’s my birthday today! Send nudes 😝

1 month ago 3 0 2 0

Olympic Gold

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Ooooh fun shower curtain

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

This makes me feel a lot better now. I thought you just woke up like that. 😝

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Delectable

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

If you stay ready you don’t have to get ready 😝 …. usually ready early like 10-15 minutes because… I hate being late to stuff.

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