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Gentleman from Wales slams Reform UK. #UKPolitics

LEFT: What Donald is making our troops in Iran eat.
RIGHT: What Donald is giving folks at Mar-a-Lago to eat.

Honestly, I thought I was going to make this point a lot better than I can. The food at Mar-a-Lago may be richer and more plentiful, but it still looks like poorly-plated slop.

Katherine Priddy - Matches (Official Video) YouTube video by Katherine Priddy

I'm obsessed with this Katherine Priddy song.

Remember you who tell the tale of how we climbed those pyres
They weren't burning witches, it was women on those fires

youtu.be/3hw604WrlzI?...

a woman in a dalmatian costume plays a guitar ALT: a woman in a dalmatian costume plays a guitar

Ok now that I've digested Angine de Poitrine, is there even any other music?

Remind me, how did the Emperor's New Clothes conclude and how can we make that happen IRL??

To all those men asking why these women didn’t file police reports, I direct you to the Epstein files as an example. Despite police reports, in some cases depositions under oath and NO justice has been dispensed from a court of law. The women are re-traumatized and the men are free.

Everything 🍊 touches dies. Not always a terrible thing.

Tunnocks are missing a sponsorship opportunity here.

Oh god I'm broken.
After 3½hrs of gardening; digging, pruning, lifting, weeding, planting, watering, repotting and chopping, I'm done.
Still to repot 6 bonsai, all my strawberries and plant my next batch of tatties, but I'm done. Feet up and a cuppa and I'll fight the rest tomorrow. If I can move.

A vast stretch of clean sand, large grassy sande dunes, an incoming tide and a har coming in off the sea, creating a mist on the horizon, with hills in the distance. Footprints on the sand. No people.

Spent most of the day at a particularly spectacular, immaculate, quiet beach. Found lots of shells, had a bonfire, toasted marshmallows, had some beer.
The inevitability of the constant in and out of the tides is something I take a lot of comfort in, especially on a day like today.

a man is standing in front of a classroom full of students and says `` you 're not hardcore , unless you live hardcore '' ALT: a man is standing in front of a classroom full of students and says `` you 're not hardcore , unless you live hardcore ''

My 8yo daughter watched School of Rock for the first time tonight and went to bed buzzing.

She ab-so-lute-ly loved it and has the energy for a fight.

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

I'm fairly sure they wouldn't call themselves 'cooks'.

This actually makes me want to cry. It's the polar opposite of what we need, which is further UKGov commitments to renewables over fossil fuels giving confidence to encourage inward investment, onshoring our supply chain and making us less susceptible to future fossil fuel shocks. So short-sighted.

Let's be honest, she knows exactly what's in the files, rather than being fired via Truth Social, she's going to a cushy 'private sector' job using her newly acquired knowledge and will relocate to a country without an extradition agreement.

'a concoction that has become strongly associated with Britain around the world thanks to Paddington Bear.'????

*cries in Dundonian*

I don't think it's possible to put into words how much the rest of the world not only despises him, his disciples and his facilitators, but also can't understand why he's STILL in office. We have no influence over this actions, yet we're all feeling the impact of your decisions and inaction.

You can travel by low emission, high speed train from Beijing to Fuxin in 2½hrs for US$45.

That's 612kms at 300kms/hr, a few yrs ago that journey took 12hrs.

Stop wasting $$$$ on bombs and invest in tech like this which reduces reliance on 🚗🚛🛩and ⛽️.

Add to that the in-advert screen buttons on Prime encouraging you to immediately buy the products in the ads.
Don't the companies realise, when you can't skip the ads, we hate you?!

Starmer announces that the UK is pursuing closer EU relations:

“Brexit did deep damage to our economy. And the opportunities to strengthen our security and cut the cost of living are simply too big to ignore. We want to be more ambitious. Closer economic cooperation. Closer security cooperation.”

What a fantastic idea! For the older kids to give up those toys which they once loved but have outgrown and they can see younger kids take them home to play.

A person wearing blue surgical gloves plus a bear shaped mask and a long fur coat in order to feed a little tiny baby bear.

I think it's vitally important that everyone know that when baby bear cubs are orphaned and taken to our local wildlife center, they get fed and rehabbed by people masking their scent and wearing costumes like this so they don't get habituated to humans

In just a few weeks an additional 7-10 million travellers are expected to fly into the USA and N. America for the World Cup from around the world. On top of the peak summer season travel and local flight traffic.

This is a prime example of paltering.

She wasn't lying when she stated there was political sensitivity, she just didn't specify which political side could be negatively impacted by the information contained.

Paltering is is used my this govt as part of their overall manipulation of the truth.

Reform accused of using third party to turn crypto into c... Digital currency donations have been turned into sterling to make them much less easy to track, sources say

So it turns out Reform are laundering their donations through crypto, before converting them into cash, hiding the original source of the money.

So who is really funding Nigel Farage and Reform UK?

observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

We're planning a big family holiday to Canada this summer. Kids will be 9 and 14, we've never visited before so cracked open the atlas for inspiration.

Where to start?!