please don't refer to ur butt hole as "the Strait of Hormuz" Mr President

good: my next roster gives me the weekend off for furality.

bad: I have a 9 day work week in front of it

bluesky now has the same correct type of brainrot that pre-musk twitter had and frankly, good.

bluesky is now Forbidden everyone. Time to log out and touch grass

I... have to ask if she was a known quantity on the rpg codex

because this blog sounds like someone made a markov chain bot off of the most miserable grognard scolds on rpg codex

I should add that all my opinions assume the rich have already been soaked, and all the money gone into building a robust safety net such that people can afford to choose community over employment.

In the meantime, uhh shits fucked, do whatever you can to keep your own head above water for now

also everyone needs to learn how to write on paper and/or use a desk/laptop computer with a keyboard.

Addendum 2: "Online gambling" means all gambling not in meatspace, go to Vegas or your nearest casino or RSL if you want to gamble. this also includes gacha games, as much as it pains me to say. simulated gambling with fake money is only fine *if* it means giving up the E or E10 rating

Addendum: I already know jury duty and voting is already mandatory in certain countries (including my own). I mean "you cannot get excused from voting or jury duty. either find a way to fit it in (early/mail voting, different time slot for jury) or reschedule/cancel your plans."

People should be required to do at least one year of: community service, civics education, military service or election volunteering upon turning 18. Voting should be mandatory. jury duty should be mandatory. all online gambling should be illegal. you should not have a phone before age 16

I'm sorry but none of the words "Bloodborne movie by jacksepticeye" are in the bible

they found a way to deal Frenzy damage to me in real life

Digital doodle of a feral moonfang dragon, covered in soft fuzzy fur. They are sticking their tongue out very slightly. By Stripe 2026.

Wild moonfang dragon doodle

More to follow, probably - experimenting w styles

holy fuck this is cuteeeee

Freedom of Speech by Norman Rockwell

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

i think about how i've been basically living in a mental safe mode for over a year now and i can't stay like this forever eventually o'm going to break and relapse badly

it's the anniversary of mum's death so i'm not in the best headspace to begin with and seeing this fucking clowncar of an administration blunder the rest of the world into economic collapse and potential ww3 is making it worse

dont even care anymore that he won't see justice i just want him gone before he gets all of us killed

can that fucking guy hurry up and die already

i meant to say feral hogs but its funnier this way

i wonder how his 30-50 small kids are doing

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all

it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

hopefully It, but not as an April fools joke

#TransDayOfVisibility

There are a bunch of dumb assholes in this thread claiming the Democratic Party is transphobic, and I'd ask all of them to look at a map of trans rights overlaid with a map of Democratic state governors and legislatures.

Or at least, I would if I thought they were 1) sincere and 2) literate.

begging for nintendo to deploy the Doom Lawyer

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Jesus it better Tim know know him before's work drot in helll

I I served my my my fou coutnry my childrry my futurey my fiverr grand grandpa

I'm not porfect but Jesus thinks I'm thinks tie for

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

as long as the security prints/watermarks on the bill aren't damaged it shouldn't matter? signatures aren't part of the security