Glad he's clarified it though, as was worried he was going to pick City players.

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Key stat from tonight's game - 1 outfield player out of 20 tucked his shirt into his shorts. #andystats #CPAWHU

'To me, to you...'

Same here, very pissy comment and clearly wanted to move the conversation on.

Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

Great to see Jack has stepped in as cover.

Never a shark about when you want one! 🙄

I'm hoping several pints beforehand will make me more optimistic!

Tart Tart

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Don't fuck this up today Leeds! #buswankertunes #lufc

He's on @thesquareball.net next week I think?

Never bettered.

Yep, terrible stat that.

😂

World Malbec Day! 😂 I love a cheeky Malbec but ffs!

My first season going to games (home) so all bit hazy, but you're probably right!

That's fantastic!

Radebe....where do you even start?? 😂

😂 It was actually getting in the way of an actual human trying to deliver drinks - she looked very pissed off!!

Just seen a robot serving food to punters in Dublin Airport... we really are fucked as a species aren't we!?

Just hope to God Rio's okay! 😔🙏🏼

Dublin - you were fantastic! And thanks to the talented bloke in the Aul Dubliner playing 'There is a Light...' as I downed my last Guinness!!

"I would rather w**k with a razor".

Pretty clear response from bloke in Wales when asked if he would consider voting Reform...

The man from Reform (who took it in good spirits tbf) is Zak Weaver, a former Tory staffer who defected in February.

There shall in that time, be rumours of things going astray...umm...and
there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are...and no one
shall really know where lieth those little things...with a sort of raffier-work
base...that has an attatchment.

AFTER much research I recently discovered that at 48, I am the same age now as Nelson Mandela was when he was my age. Similarly, Prince Harry, 32, is the same age now as I was when I was his age. I wonder, do any of your other readers have age-based celebrity links? Dr Trousers, Rickmansworth

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Might start going back to church.