Upgraded to transcendently ridiculous

Currently watching the stupidest 1-1 extra innings game in baseball history, Gunnar Henderson has been picked off first 2x but also helped pull off an 8-5-6 double play, the Royals have 14 LOB, I want to go to bed but am narcotized by the bad baseball

Me and my friends would’ve killed this gross-ass sandwich with hammers I can tell you that much

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<trying to find “breaching equipment” in the Big Book>

Oh lord another geese psyop this week

Me, definitively, laughing haughtily: Geese is NOT a psyop

<sees photos of Cameron Winter and Olivia Rodrigo on a dinner date>

Wellllll, Heavy Metal and Getting Killed are still great albums regardless

To be fair, as an Orioles fan, I also feel like I am hallucinating when I see Cowser’s swings at offspeed pitches

Oh also the Geese article is dumb BUT the singer-songwriter writer it relies on, Eliza McLamb, is great, def check her out, “California” one of my favorite ‘25 tracks

Geese jokes aside, I have discovered so much great music through Josh’s newsletter in just a few months of subscribing

Trucks in the city have been dealing with essentially the same restrictions for 15+ years — I wrote about similar issues for the RFT! Fingers crossed they can finally get over the hump, downtown dining/liveliness needs the boost

sometimes you just need to listen to achtung baby for the 1 billionth time

The cover of the 2026 STL 100 featuring a piece of sardine toast garnished with flowers next to a pair of chopsticks

It’s that time again. Online now, in Sunday’s print edition.

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I have seen one good example of this plate

Children playing in a park with a city skyline in the background. Everything is fine. My friend Sarah is acting weird, but she’s been like that for years. I don’t get it.

I don’t know what you nerds are complaining about, I’m spending the afternoon in a park. Super relaxing!

A bottle of Shinedown Symptom chipotle-garlic hot sauce

This day needed a touch of the absurd as momentarily relief, and thankfully my Hot Sauce of the Month has arrived and it is from the band Shinedown

Voyage of the Mimi

Voter 72 at 1:10 pm 🫡😬

Guy (me) who just binged For All Mankind, watching this week: Getting a lot of For All Mankind Season 2 vibes from this…

ABC news headline Artemis 2 crew faces mental physical strain in deep space

Yeah, well it's not so great down here either, ABC News.

Easter highlight: the 8-year-old holding up a foil-wrapped Hershey’s chocolate egg and asking, “What the hell is this?”

Not being able to get out of downtown by car in under three hours sounds like a skill issue, frankly.

Thomas Pynchon

Oh nooooo

WTF

I thought I was going to die laughing when that originally went around

Plz pick up Ed Baldwin from Jamestown on the way back, Artemis!

Hoo boy they need to line that newly paved stretch of Tucker downtown— it’s like Mad Max out there

I was promised by the unrelenting forward motion of time that the 2025 season was over and yet…

Uh @anniezaleski.bsky.social this is for you

Off the clock I just want nachos or a brat